what boozes are good?
I need a change from beer
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)

It's summer
so gin and tonic or Pimms. Don't forget a slice of lemon for your 5-a-day.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

I just had lettuce in a sandwich surely that counts?
how are you?
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

I think you'll need four more sandwiches.
I'm good thanks, only one more essay to hand in for December. All I need now is the motivation to start it......
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

how long does an essay take?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

I'm supposed to do proper research and stuff.
That will take a couple of months. Then I have to see how my research compares to what's already been done. Then I have to actually get my finger out and write it.

Never, ever again will I decide to do any formal learning.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

CUCUMBER IN YER GIN YEAH!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)

I thought I'd go classic
I didn't want to get into THAT argument again.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

i love a lime with me gin,
but sometimes, by the fifteenth gin, you know, you fancy a bit of variety.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

vodka, sambuca, amaretto
anything really, whatever's cheap
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

so just march into sainsburys and grab something sweet?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

go go go

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

I am thinking of midori and lemonade....

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

i had to google that, looks awful
go for it
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

mmmmmm midori....mmmm

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

*closes the floodgates*
*Alerts the authoities*
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

shut up you know NOTHING

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

I always thought you were male.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

what do you suggest then?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

They do quite convincing prosthetics these days
and some hormones might shrink your boobs and give you a touch of stubble.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)

and to drink?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)

testosterone

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

I want you in me

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

It's summer.
So wine. Don't forget to leave the South African shite on the shelf.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

I want you in me

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

You're awfully slutty today.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

Do you like it like that?

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

No.
It's improper.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

pimms no. 1 and lemonade

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

but I am not a girl

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

I like Pimms and lemonade and I'm not a girl.
Oh.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

time to hand in your man card miss

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

Says Little Miss fucking Midori.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)

i have no idea what Midori is, i shan't google it, i'll stay naive

( mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)

i googled
some sort of grapefruit liqueur i think
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)

Japanese melon liqueur
it's one of the worst drinks ever invented.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

yeah that's it,
i did google but i kind of forgot what i'd found out about it
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)

Pimms is for gentlefolk of both sexes.
If you've got a straw boater and a striped blazer, you're practically obliged to drink it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)