Ask him. I don't know.
I have now narrowed down my choice of my first tattoo to a few hundred. It's going to take me ages.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)

Are they all of Gir?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)

Who?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)

GIR
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)

Oh. No.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)

what about something really cool like...
an anchor, or a butterfly?!

If i had a tattoo it'd have to be of something truly original, and of something that would definitely never change. The only thing i can think of right now would be to have a tattoo of the tattoo itself, which is essentially a paradox, and that would probably be REALLY like expensive.
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)

Why the fuck would I want an anchor or butterfly?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)

lol

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)

To reflect your thirty years in the Navy, where you picked up all those hideous swear words.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)

^this

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)

They're self taught.
Irish children learn swearing for the Leaving Cert, anyway.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)

Ug Ug Ug Ug Ug Ug Ug *popeye faces*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)

Is this post some sort of attempt at irony
or are you just being a tit?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)

you need inside-out ink for that

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)

What do you fancy?
Something girlie? Flowers/butterflies?
Writing?
Something tribal?
filigree?

More importantly where? Shoulders/hips/back/ankle or midriff and fine on girls. Arms and chest. IMO. are a bit shit.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)

I don't really care what you think are fine on girls, I'll get what I want.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)

This, hard, in the bum.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)

I did point out that it was in my opinion.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)

You're going to be one of those chain smoking stella drinking women with no teeth and a tattoo of a dolphin on her chest that looks like it was drawn by a 5 year old...
Aren't you?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)

Yeah, that's it. Nob.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)

Lotus flowers are nice.
I can't really think of anything Cat-ish off the top of my head.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)

paw-print.
but you can't have that because a) I've got one* and b) it's properly gay.


*it's not supposed to be a cat paw. but it is still gay.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:18, archived)

Guy I work with has a smart tattoo.
It's a small handprint in black and grey but it has a skull shaded into it. It would look fantastic if it wasn't years old.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)

I have my own ideas, thanks.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)

aaaahh forgot about dolphins
anchors and butterflies and dolphins and roses
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)

I've never known anchors to be a girl orientated tattoo.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)

I bet you've got bicep panthers

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)

Nope.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)

Thigh Leopards?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)

Calf Cougars.
You were close though.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)

i never mentioned girls, or girl orientation
this is something you have created in your own mind-universe. I am merely listing shit over-used tattoo themes and using apparently unperceivable sarcasm.
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)

OMG I made up that I thought you were talking about girl tattoos to a girl.
Jesus calm down... You're not that hard done by.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)

what do you fancy getting?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)

Some sort of cat design, I dunno yet.
Looking on deviantart at the moment.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)

www.bme.com/tattoo/A90214/high/f0c0-cat-tattoo-first.jpg ?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)

Oh god that's fucking horrendous.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)

so yeah, get that one.
NO! in fact, I'll design you a tattoo :D

Some sort of flying sex pug, or maybe my face grinning inanly at your clopper on your thighs?

YEAH!!!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)

I'm going to get designing the second idea ok?
yeah?
ok?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:24, archived)

I'M STARTING NOW......OK?!?!?
MY FACE....NEAR YOUR FANNY....ON YOUR LEGS....LOOKING A BIT BOSSEYED.....OK?!?!?!?!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)

aww man, this is looking soooo good.
I've got a face like I've just caught a mouth full of gale force fanny fog and I'm liking it, but still feeling a bit sick...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)

ESME!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Should I be hair tied back, smart or should I be sexy wildman hair down?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)

Or should I just go full on wildman Down's?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:40, archived)

I can tell you're quiet with excitement

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)

....I done a jizz on the sketchpaper
hope you don't mind.

I got excited by my own FACE.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)

Pfft, sorry, I let you off on your own to see what would happen.
I think your hair should be down.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)

Ah good, I was getting worried you didn't think it was a good idea
Man, this is going to be wicked. I'll hold your hand when you get it done . I might hold your feet a bit too.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)

Em, okay.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)

LOL

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)

Deviantart is ok for tattoos
it's a good idea to look for good artists near you though, and see what styles they work in. Then let them come up with an idea - unless you've got your heart set on a particular artist this is usually the best idea.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)

You should get a little padlock that's been busted right open
right on your fanny :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)

Pfft.
It's disintegrated at this stage.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)

Or maybe some 1:1 ratio bumble bee wings on your back

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)

1:1 ratio bumblebee wings
would be very small. Being as they are, the actual size of bumblebee wings. Kind of pointless ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)

...that was the joke you ninny :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:18, archived)

OK.
it's been a long day, DG.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)

*smooches*
i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/jpg/beewingsfunny.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:23, archived)

Score.
*cops a feel*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)

I've got mine all drawn on a long-sleeved tshirt
it will be on my arm as soon as I can afford a few hundred moneys.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)

Cool, that's a good idea.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:23, archived)

I wanted something I'd drawn myself
putting it on a shirt will do in the meantime, and means the artist will have a good idea of where it's supposed to be.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:27, archived)

You should have a Maffers post etched across your back.
Those are really interesting and hilarious and will definitely stand the test of time.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)

I'd rather tattoo his mother's fanny on there.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)