Can we set up the b3ta party?
www.electoralcommission.org.uk/guidance/those-we-regulate/register-a-new-party
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:33, archived)

but with what policies?

(motsy isn't really here, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:34, archived)

Compulsory neutering of furries.
They want to have sex like animals they can have animal contraception, is what I say.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:35, archived)

*Victory Sign*
*Hysteria*
*GMoS guest speaker*
*Party*
*Fist fight*
*Win*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)

:(

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)

I see what you did there

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:37, archived)

img.moronail.net/img/7/5/375.jpg
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:38, archived)

hahaha

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)

I read it too quickly
stupid eyes
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:43, archived)

BAD SPANGLES, NO WOMB FOR YOU

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:37, archived)

actually that wouldn't bother me much

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:43, archived)

WHEEERE'S YOUR WOMB AT?
where's your wombat, where's your wombat
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)

Buy one get one free

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)

When we agree with things in parliment instead of saying 'Hear Hear' we all shout out LOL and mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimi
free drinking cakes from every household tap.
autistics get given a grant every week for 'Pasta and PVA Glue projects'
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:37, archived)

I put it to you, the right honorable member of no stfu noob I'M TALKING SHUT UP
and Cr3 is the speaker of the house, he just points at people and they're muted or sandboxed or something.
( moohalaa, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:38, archived)

Everyone gets a scheduled asthma pump break.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:40, archived)

man, imagine a room full of inhalers all going off at once

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:42, archived)

shake shake shake shake KA-TOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shake shake shake shake KA-TOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! huff huff huff wabble " I heard that there was going to be sandwiches?....."
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)

free videogames for hirsute giants

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:38, archived)

Friz could be the FUCKING MASSIVE Shadow Chancellor.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:35, archived)

I best lead this.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:35, archived)

I've been to b3ta parties before
it's all comedy t-shirts and spoken word memes.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:37, archived)

Always?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:38, archived)

Occasionally there's sweaty internet sex, but we don't talk about that.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)

no, only the ones noit is at

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)

hurhurhur and I claim my five pounds *sne*

( moohalaa, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:38, archived)

I've never seen so many shirts that I thought the wearer was being ironic, and then it turned out they wasn't :S.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)

I've seen Supermatt in an Ubuntu shirt, and Turb0t in a Sun Microsystems one
:(
( moohalaa, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:40, archived)

Yet no one made fun on *him*

( SuperMatt, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:41, archived)

He has children, known as 'love trophies' for the more Internet of the population
you, sir, wear Matrix clothes in public. He's got one up on you.
( moohalaa, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:45, archived)

"There is no Spoon"
S
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:51, archived)

i saw brainiac in a brainiac shirt
presumably so people would know who he was
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:41, archived)

oh that rings bells
Was that an Oxford bash?
( jenpots, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:43, archived)

BINGO

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)

I was sitting next to you dude :(
I was all thinking to myself "Just get up and go. Leave. No one will notice."

then the dog farted.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:42, archived)

It would probably be dangerous to irony the shirt while wearing

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)

actually
that's really not that far off.
( jenpots, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:40, archived)

There are also a lot of people who think shouting "cunt" very loud in public is the height of witty sophistication.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:45, archived)

RR, come to the super secret bash
i wish to buy you a pint
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:50, archived)

The Mono's Bumhole party

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:37, archived)

Where would stand on immigration?
Currently, /talk's opinion is that no one from outside is allowed unless you're really funny or have boobs.
( SuperMatt, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)

I'm not all for those types, either.
I'd be a harsh, but ultimately winning leader.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:41, archived)

you have my vote, JMG
Badger for Chief of MI5.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:43, archived)