Just remember.
Despite the the fact that it's obviously getting very upset indeed, this is 'shit trolling'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)

I think you're a very bitter sad little dickhead
Mind you I'd be bitter if my girlfriend was 200% more likely to be able to fend off a mugger than me.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)

I read this as:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)

You need to take evening classes then.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)

in what, exactly?
come on, chubby, I don't have the time to string this out - just say what you mean and then you can go and eat a rack of lamb.
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)

In reading you thick fucking prick :)

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6724984
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)

is that the title of a book?
or should there be a comma in there?

Tell you what, you have a little quiet time.
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)

Top pedantry there, Robin

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
quite time...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)

Evening classes for you
I expect you'll edit that though.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)

why would I?
that's just silly
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)

Racists are usually virgins
Due to being very unattractive, a bit dim and prone to irrational stropping.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)

sounds like every chav woman I've seen on Jeremy Kyle

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)

Why would I be bitter about that?
Saves ME getting scratches on the bonnet of the Accord.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)

Oh ok, my bad.
Just a sad little dickhead then :)
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)

Haha and now the Smily of I'm Desperately Trying To Pretend I'm Joshing

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)

*BACKTRACKING FIVE*

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)

I'm not joshing
I genuinely fucking hate you and I hope you fall under a bus.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)

And die

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)

Minced up in the rear axle

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)

What was your username
before this one?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)

I'm opening betting at it being Syncubus.
There's the comedy racism, the oversensitivity, the claim to mental illness in the profile and the vaguely noncy air.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)

no, it's a Brit

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)

Oooooooh Mykey!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)

He's not allowed one here.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 3:17, archived)

Clickin dis

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)

Maybe he's secretly hoping you were joshing.
Oh dear.
(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)

I just love how these little nobodies get stiffies out of this
I mean, look at Amorous Badger, just fucking look at him. He's the kind of person you'd donate to in real life because you feel so fucking sorry for him.

But on here, he's.. well he's just another fucking idiot of course, but he can live a much better life, online, than he can out there, where he could get snapped in half at any time.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)

It's generally weak people who turn into bullies.

(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)

He's actually not allowed to buy cotton tips
Because, due to his size, they look like gladiator battons and the checkout staff worry they'll be used as weapons
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)

I'd like to point out at this stage that Mr Montague's stepping into the vacant role of Badger's Internet Nemesis..
..stems solely from me calling him a prat after he made a Comedy Racism post a week or so ago.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)

That said.
He's clearly in need of a good hard bullying.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)

I'll come and run you over with my vacuum cleaner

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)

I bet the only thing you run behind is the ice cream van.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)

No it stems from you being a little dickhead
And playing the 'what a big racist you are lol i'm well funny' card ever since.

You're a fucking knob mate, sort yourself out.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)

Calm down there Davidson.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)

come on man
you were blatantly starting this time.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)

No dear
207.44.242.20/talk/6724961
(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6724911
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)

Fair enough.

(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)

He's choosing not to link the other 300 posts of his before that tho
of course.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)

True.

(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)

they aren't really relevent here.
you can choose to stop this now by not deliberately provoking him. But you just wouldn't let it lie.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)

this

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)

now, Friz, when you are fucking Mr Montague's Magic Hat
who's the bitch and who's the bigger bitch?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)

(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)

Yes, but you go on and and on and on. I guess, like a .....badger.

(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)

He obviously is a big fan of David Hasslehoff
Hassle hassle hassle
Hassle hassle
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)

Are you a big fan of Mel I'M A MASSIVE RACIST Gibson.
MASSIVE RACIST MASSIVE RACIST MASSIVE RACIST
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)

Oh hello Mike
The holy trinity is complete
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)

i work alone bromes

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)

....and a 'clique accusation'.
Ladies and gentlemen, you are observing a 'perfect wobble'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)

you're just trying to get on the list aren't you?
immortalised online as an absolute tool
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)

Fucking hell
I'd really stand out in this place wouldn't I you daft cunt.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)

You bet I can go on and on baby.
*waggles eyebrows*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)

Not if she's on top you can't.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)

oh dear... the sign of a desperate man...
you fail
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)

My missus once ate a sandwich.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)

I know, right...
and like, you didn't...

it's fucking crazy - you should both be shot or something...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)

c'mon.... DO ME! DO ME!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)

*spits on crotch*
OK sweetie...hold tight, this might hurt a lot.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)

this has to be some kind of regular...
this is too perfect a mongfail diatribe for it to be actually real.
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)

PLACE BETS NOW!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)

BETTING ENDS!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)

YOO DA RINNA

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)

CHEVRON MUTHAFUCKER!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)

CHINESE CHEVRON!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)