I will say now that I feel sorry for Chompy
but it was funny at the time and it's funny now.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:46, archived)

i think you're maybe a little bit lovely but i'm a bit scared in case im wrong.

( sleepybinky, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:47, archived)

She is nice
But can smell a man from the internet at a 100 wheezes.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:53, archived)

I am engaged to an Internet man.
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:56, archived)

OH MY GOD!
IS IT A LOTR WEDDING?!!? OH GOD OH GOD!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:58, archived)

Star Wars I think
SHIT.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:00, archived)

has anyone got any lawful reason why...
yes, she's his sister
( spacefish bong!, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:07, archived)

She's an ewok
beechawowa!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:36, archived)

AND WITH MY AXE...

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:01, archived)

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY...WALK INTO MATRIMONY

( Theoban What of it, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)

One ring to rule them all
One ring to bind them
One ring to bring them all
And in the buffet find them
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:52, archived)

*clicks*

( weaver., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:00, archived)

at a guess
an internet man
( spacefish bong!, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:06, archived)

Is that why you were willing to throw him a bone?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:48, archived)

Or, rather, he was willing to throw her his bone...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:50, archived)

He wasn't willing
this is the irony, I face-raped Rapey
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 11:51, archived)