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Someone needs to make the internet betterer.

(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:37, archived)
Hello imnerimnerimnabubs.
We've had another baby.

I totally slept last Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:38, archived)
I know, I totally heard.
Congratulations you hideous fucking breeder. By the time I turn up again in 18 months you'll be on your 3rd & ready for the sweet release of death, & I'll still be single & will probably have 12 cats & 7 different levels of wee-smell.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:45, archived)
YOU.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:47, archived)
Just because I'm on the internet for five minutes it doesn't mean I'm not real.

I have SO many plans for you.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:49, archived)
Should I be scared?
I would say my mum will be with us but she won't care...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:52, archived)
If you need a stripper, I think I've got the weekend off.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:56, archived)
We'll be in your country too...
hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
Good lord.

(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
Which part of my country? Stay out of Swansea. For the love of God stay out of Swansea.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)
We're not going to Swansea,
we're going to Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:05, archived)
Nah
Cardiff.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:06, archived)
I'll be in Cardiff on Friday. And probably again on Sunday. What a week!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:10, archived)
We'll be there
from Friday til Sunday...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:15, archived)
NO BOYS*

*Unless they have large satisfying penises that want to enter me
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:18, archived)
Or gays.
Remember my friend Chris is coming and he won't want to fuck you. Being a massive gay and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:23, archived)
I'm more likely to want to fuck you.
You're quite likely to at least snog me (when your mum's gone to bed like).
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)
I was there last weekend!
I warmed Wales up for you.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
Thank Christ.
The sooner Swansea burns to the ground the better. For all of humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:08, archived)
Is the reply button fucked or have I just been a spastic?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:09, archived)
The only one who should be scared is me, of your fist, when I bestow you with the carefully planned hen gifts I have prepared.

I'm bringing your mum a badge.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:55, archived)
Way to reply to yourself, dickend.

(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:55, archived)
As long as it isn't anti Irish
she'll be fine. I'm a bit worried about what you've planned...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:58, archived)
It's not "anti Irish"
but it is Irish based, I must be honest.
If that won't go down well I'll just write GINGER CUNT on your forehead in eyeliner & be done with it.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:02, archived)
You should show me first
I can tell you if she'd hate it. Ooh cheap feather boas today, if you want one. I know what I'm wearing and everything. Not like me
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:09, archived)
I do want one yes, red please.
I have no fucking idea what I will wear. Something new I expect.

If I show you the plans then it will spoil the surprise of the plans. How do you feel about potatoes?
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:17, archived)
Cool. I shall email the girls on Monday about the boas.
You got in first. Yay. I love potatoes, my ma might find it distasteful. She's a little bit old...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
She might forgive me for being young and hilarious :/

I sent you £9 today via the magic of internet banking. I expect big things.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:25, archived)
YOU'RE HERE
Hello gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:58, archived)
I saw your bottom in Paris.
I hear you're very smiley.
*squeezles*
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
You did indeed see my bottom in Paris.
It really was far hot for pyjamas.

Ah... I miss being with you a Paris. That was mega tres fun times. How are you fit face? I am indeed exceptionally happy. Are you smiley at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:10, archived)
I am massive missing my Ella, she has been gone since a week last Friday.
Home tomorrow though so I think it's theme park & happy laughy fun times.

I miss being a Paris avec tu aussi. OMG FRENCH.
I'm working terribly hard (10.5 extra hours this week, probably more next week) and I need a holiday, and a hug.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:14, archived)
*whisks you away*
*gives you massive hugs*

I'm knackered. I hardly slept at all last night, I have done a 9.5 hour shift in a room full of my mortal enemies (wasps), I got stung 3 times and I do quite want to collapse into bed now. I'm waiting for the boy to ring though as he's doing really ridiculously intense shifts.

I quite fancy sitting with you and L-Space on the pavement until 5am, drinking wine again. That was proper lush.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:19, archived)
It was massive awesome.
I think we should do Bruges next year, or maybe class it up a bit with some Venice or Vevey. I could see your Vajayjay in Vevey.

How is the allotment? I have peppers turning red & some turning orange now, & tomatoes twice a week; it's very exciting. I think I need to meet the boy, you should come north so I can investigate :o)
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:23, archived)
RUDE.
My bottom is one thing but my massive distended leathery clit might be taking it a bit too far... I don't want to give you nightmares after all!

I'd love to come away next year. I've never been to Bruges or Venice but I'd really love to go to both. Vevey would be lovely but I think the Swiss are really weird.

As for the boy, yes, that would be super ace. Or, are you daaaaahn saaaaaf anytime soon? I do love oop north though. It's proper ace. The boy and I would quite like to go up to Malham or Whitby or summit for the weekend. If we're headed up your way I'll let you know. It would be gorgeous to see you.

Right, I am officially too tired. I'm going to go to sleep now. Goodnight.

Love to you.

x
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:28, archived)