About 25 years ago
My girlfriend's mum told me to "Wipe your arse, you dirty bastard", those were great times.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5532580
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)

OH GOD NO.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)

Like what you see?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)

I don't think I'll ever be able to achieve an erection again.
I've slept in a room that they shagged in. Not at the same time, and it got redecorated, but still.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)

I slept in another tent, quite soundly
/ac

probably /ac from the same discussion.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)

I once shared a communal sleeping living room with Sammi and her fella at the time.
Slurping noises could be heard coming from the direction of their shared sleeping bag.
:(
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:13, archived)

That was probably just her breathing though.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:14, archived)

I wasn't about to investigate :(
I think that particular night was 'Tentgate' as well.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)

haha, god we could hear them at it in the next tent
it was disgusting. At least I was quiet about it.
( moohalaa, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)

you were biting a pillow though

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)

i went for a liedown in my tent once and people charged around shaking it and going GRARRAGH

( sleepybinky, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)

those were gorillas
the moral of the story is, don't camp in a zoo.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:24, archived)

at least one was DG i think

( sleepybinky, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:39, archived)

other b3tans murky sex lives. What an appealing topic.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)

I think this is an appropriate end to this line of discussion.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)

is it called tentgate because that's what your bed looked like while you were listening to them at it?

( spesh., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)

what was tentgate?

( sleepybinky, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:21, archived)

Richard Nixon paid Linda Lovelace to break into a tent or something.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)

from what i can gather, some people had sex in a tent at an internet gathering,
and as the internet is largely virginal, this counted as something worthy of note.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:15, archived)

ah tentgate
sounded like a porn version of the ghost of jacob marley.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)

i once had a wank in supermoore's toilet

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:57, archived)

Haha, propper lol

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:34, archived)

I bet that was just her clopper slapping about as she moved.
Oh god I've made myself feel ill.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)

fuck's sake

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)

I laughed a bit in the office and curled my toes in disgust

( moohalaa, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)

She's the only woman in the world who's vagina snores

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)

Actual LOL here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)

clickage

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)

also sores

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:58, archived)

I'm going to click this as I don't see why this delightful image shouldn't be shared.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)

words of utter anti-sex right there.
enough to put anyone off scampi niknak makers for life that is.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)

clopper.

( sleepybinky, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/toomuchinformation/post89472
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)

keep it up
I'm almost there.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)

Wait a sec, hold on one last gosh darn second here.
I have traveled quite a lot on my life time, I've used fascilities all over the world. From luxoury mansions to a field in glastonberry.

I have _never_, dispite everything in my life, I have _never_ splashed my willy with poo or bog water.

Now, I know I don't have the biggest penis in the world, it's probably an average 2.5", so maybe it doesn't dangle down as far as sammi's flaps, maybe if I had a 13" flap it would hit the water given the right conditions, but that is quite a bit longer than any flap's I've seen, even when I'm after that tribal african stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)

i have done some powerful poos that have caused significant splashback.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:21, archived)

Enough to get it on your willy though?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)

It's time for
www.b3ta.com/talk/6879543
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6882871
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:28, archived)

hahaha

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6879540
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:30, archived)

these deserve some sort of hall of fame

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6773590
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:36, archived)

still makes me giggle

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)

the rabid fox picture makes that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)

Oh man
I was nearly finished *wilts*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)

WHY, BADGER, WHY????
:(
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)

:C

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/873196
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:14, archived)

eurgh I'd not seen that
why, badger, why?!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/5646380
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)

seepage

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:24, archived)

oh man it's not there any more
sad times
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:26, archived)

Isn't there one where she talks about fisting?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6879549
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:41, archived)