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Now google streetview has a b3tards account.
www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2010/1001/breaking42.html

When was the last time you mooned someone?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:44, archived)
About 25 years ago
My girlfriend's mum told me to "Wipe your arse, you dirty bastard", those were great times.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5532580
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
OH GOD NO.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)
Like what you see?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)
I don't think I'll ever be able to achieve an erection again.
I've slept in a room that they shagged in. Not at the same time, and it got redecorated, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
I slept in another tent, quite soundly
/ac

probably /ac from the same discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
I once shared a communal sleeping living room with Sammi and her fella at the time.
Slurping noises could be heard coming from the direction of their shared sleeping bag.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:13, archived)
That was probably just her breathing though.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:14, archived)
I wasn't about to investigate :(
I think that particular night was 'Tentgate' as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)
haha, god we could hear them at it in the next tent
it was disgusting. At least I was quiet about it.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)
you were biting a pillow though

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
i went for a liedown in my tent once and people charged around shaking it and going GRARRAGH

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
those were gorillas
the moral of the story is, don't camp in a zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:24, archived)
at least one was DG i think

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:39, archived)
other b3tans murky sex lives. What an appealing topic.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)
I think this is an appropriate end to this line of discussion.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
is it called tentgate because that's what your bed looked like while you were listening to them at it?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
what was tentgate?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:21, archived)
Richard Nixon paid Linda Lovelace to break into a tent or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)
from what i can gather, some people had sex in a tent at an internet gathering,
and as the internet is largely virginal, this counted as something worthy of note.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:15, archived)
ah tentgate
sounded like a porn version of the ghost of jacob marley.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
i once had a wank in supermoore's toilet

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:57, archived)
Haha, propper lol

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:34, archived)
I bet that was just her clopper slapping about as she moved.
Oh god I've made myself feel ill.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
fuck's sake

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)
I laughed a bit in the office and curled my toes in disgust

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)
She's the only woman in the world who's vagina snores

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
Actual LOL here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
clickage

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
also sores

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:58, archived)
I'm going to click this as I don't see why this delightful image shouldn't be shared.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
words of utter anti-sex right there.
enough to put anyone off scampi niknak makers for life that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
clopper.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/toomuchinformation/post89472
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
keep it up
I'm almost there.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
Wait a sec, hold on one last gosh darn second here.
I have traveled quite a lot on my life time, I've used fascilities all over the world. From luxoury mansions to a field in glastonberry.

I have _never_, dispite everything in my life, I have _never_ splashed my willy with poo or bog water.

Now, I know I don't have the biggest penis in the world, it's probably an average 2.5", so maybe it doesn't dangle down as far as sammi's flaps, maybe if I had a 13" flap it would hit the water given the right conditions, but that is quite a bit longer than any flap's I've seen, even when I'm after that tribal african stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
i have done some powerful poos that have caused significant splashback.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:21, archived)
Enough to get it on your willy though?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)
It's time for
www.b3ta.com/talk/6879543
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6882871
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:28, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6879540
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:30, archived)
these deserve some sort of hall of fame

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
still makes me giggle

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)
the rabid fox picture makes that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)
Oh man
I was nearly finished *wilts*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)
WHY, BADGER, WHY????
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)
:C

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/873196
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:14, archived)
eurgh I'd not seen that
why, badger, why?!
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/5646380
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
seepage

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:24, archived)
oh man it's not there any more
sad times
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:26, archived)
Isn't there one where she talks about fisting?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6879549
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:41, archived)
Never
should I?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:49, archived)
I shall do so at the next available opportunity
thank you for your advice.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:49, archived)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
Brilliant
the Google Maps view of our house is at least a year old now. I'd like to know when it comes back round so I can get some dinohoodie advertising in.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
Tatoo an ad on your bum.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:50, archived)
dinoh on the left cheek
odie on the right
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
Hmm..
'DINOHQODIE'? Oh right, sorry... *closes bathroom door*
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
dinoh☼odie

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
Is that an anal prolapse?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
I don't know now
it won't render properly on this browser. What can you see?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:28, archived)
ampersand hash 9788 semicolon

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:30, archived)
oh. it's supposed to be a little sun that looks like a bumhole.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:34, archived)

☼
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:36, archived)

dinoh☼odie
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
shouldn't put it in the subject

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
I flicked the vees at it in Bowness by the public bogs
I'm nowhere to be seen :(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)

get some dinohoodie advertising in. tell sticky label to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
that too

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
Oh well played here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:54, archived)
Am I missing something funny here?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:55, archived)
Can't find the exact thread but this summarises it
www.b3ta.com/talk/6757741
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
it can also be summed up by
"he's a social retard"
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:58, archived)
Don't lump us all in with that twat

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
you're not a social retard though
you're delightful
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
Sticky label posted a picture of casa de spancr3
And some shit or something, what do I look like? a fucking encyclopedia
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:57, archived)
SL posts my address via a screenshot from Google Maps
suggesting this is somehow a massive secret he's unearthed and I should "be more careful". Whereas anyone that has a website, has it registered somewhere, and the address is freely available. I got quite angry and made some Threats On The Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:57, archived)
Haha, oh wow.
What a fucking nobber.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:58, archived)
he's welcome to come around for a cup of tea, anytime
the scrawny little aspie
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
Did he run away crying like a girl?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
Spangolin said b3ta was pregnant and he was the father
We never heard from him again
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:02, archived)
now we just need to mention that fire he started in oxford
and we've got the full sticky label story collection!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
wait wait
also offering of pills at an xmas bash
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
i didn't know about that one!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
Every light-hearted comment he got about that, he threw an aspie fit, bless him.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
Maybe he shouldn't have started a fire then, the flaming sperg.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
he repeatedly refused to apologise and insisted he'd done nothing wrong
even going so far as to message me on Facebook saying he didn't need to apologise to anyone, and that I shouldn't reply to his message anyway. Whatever. Stay off the drugs if you're not very stable anyway, kids.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
Can you pay to have it hidden?

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:02, archived)
you can
but I run a business of sorts. I don't need to hide my address. Anyone who orders from me is welcome to have it.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
If it's a business, you have to show your address anyway. No choice about it.
For .co.uk domains, anyway. Nominet don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:05, archived)
i have both .com and .co.uk
it's not an official registered business yet mind
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
Ooh, get you with your two domains.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
I know right
living the dream
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
I don't even have one domain.
I'm shit at owning an internet.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
Doesn't matter, AFAIK if you're running any kind of business and someone kicks off and reports it to Nominet, there are Repercussions.
I don't know what they might be, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)
they might break my door down and steal my sewing machine

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
It's more likely they'd bum you to death with their massive internet cocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:13, archived)
right up my gaping internethole

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
you can be backtraced.
consequences blahblahblah.......
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
I do everything through Paypal
if anyone ever has an issue with something I sell them, they can get their money back. No point scamming people that come to you for business, that's not fair.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:14, archived)
Yeah, but you're internet nice.
The rules are there because some people are internet naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
I wasn't casting aspergers on your trading practices spango,
it just made me think of this
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
no no I didn't take offense
just clarifying
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:30, archived)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
just stick a poster up now
that way you can advertise to people who walk down the street
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
I dunno
you haven't seen the state of some of them
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:58, archived)
exactly!
they'd look way better if they were dinosaurs
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
I don't know if the shouting at 11pm at night outside my window would be improved by dapper hoodies
there's only one way to find out though.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
/Harry Hill
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
Maybe they'd make dinosaur noises instead.
You could pretend you were in the Flintstones.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
I can't think of any funny moments from The Flintstones.
Even the wisecracks like "It's a living" don't make any sense as a punchline, even when followed by canned laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
I just remember the bit where Wilma said bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:08, archived)
I never have.
I flashed my norks and Mark Radcliffe and the boy Lard once.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)
Moonfail.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:54, archived)
It looked like the deathstar colliding with the moon.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
I'm not sure I ever have done.
I'm sure I must have at some point, but if I did, it wasn't that memorable.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
Oh. Right.
Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
If it's any help, I wander round my flat in the nip fairly often, and that counts as me streaking in front of a large area of town centre.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
exactly this^

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
I mooned the toilet about half a hour ago

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
I was always of the understanding that for it to be a 'full' moon
you have to slap your arse too. And preferably shout something witty like 'waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy' whilst doing it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:20, archived)