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Brilliant
the Google Maps view of our house is at least a year old now. I'd like to know when it comes back round so I can get some dinohoodie advertising in.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
Tatoo an ad on your bum.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:50, archived)
dinoh on the left cheek
odie on the right
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
Hmm..
'DINOHQODIE'? Oh right, sorry... *closes bathroom door*
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
dinoh☼odie

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
Is that an anal prolapse?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
I don't know now
it won't render properly on this browser. What can you see?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:28, archived)
ampersand hash 9788 semicolon

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:30, archived)
oh. it's supposed to be a little sun that looks like a bumhole.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:34, archived)

☼
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:36, archived)

dinoh☼odie
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
shouldn't put it in the subject

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
I flicked the vees at it in Bowness by the public bogs
I'm nowhere to be seen :(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)

get some dinohoodie advertising in. tell sticky label to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
that too

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
Oh well played here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:54, archived)
Am I missing something funny here?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:55, archived)
Can't find the exact thread but this summarises it
www.b3ta.com/talk/6757741
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
it can also be summed up by
"he's a social retard"
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:58, archived)
Don't lump us all in with that twat

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
you're not a social retard though
you're delightful
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
Sticky label posted a picture of casa de spancr3
And some shit or something, what do I look like? a fucking encyclopedia
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:57, archived)
SL posts my address via a screenshot from Google Maps
suggesting this is somehow a massive secret he's unearthed and I should "be more careful". Whereas anyone that has a website, has it registered somewhere, and the address is freely available. I got quite angry and made some Threats On The Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:57, archived)
Haha, oh wow.
What a fucking nobber.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:58, archived)
he's welcome to come around for a cup of tea, anytime
the scrawny little aspie
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
Did he run away crying like a girl?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
Spangolin said b3ta was pregnant and he was the father
We never heard from him again
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:02, archived)
now we just need to mention that fire he started in oxford
and we've got the full sticky label story collection!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
wait wait
also offering of pills at an xmas bash
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
i didn't know about that one!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
Every light-hearted comment he got about that, he threw an aspie fit, bless him.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
Maybe he shouldn't have started a fire then, the flaming sperg.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
he repeatedly refused to apologise and insisted he'd done nothing wrong
even going so far as to message me on Facebook saying he didn't need to apologise to anyone, and that I shouldn't reply to his message anyway. Whatever. Stay off the drugs if you're not very stable anyway, kids.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
Can you pay to have it hidden?

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:02, archived)
you can
but I run a business of sorts. I don't need to hide my address. Anyone who orders from me is welcome to have it.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
If it's a business, you have to show your address anyway. No choice about it.
For .co.uk domains, anyway. Nominet don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:05, archived)
i have both .com and .co.uk
it's not an official registered business yet mind
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
Ooh, get you with your two domains.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
I know right
living the dream
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
I don't even have one domain.
I'm shit at owning an internet.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
Doesn't matter, AFAIK if you're running any kind of business and someone kicks off and reports it to Nominet, there are Repercussions.
I don't know what they might be, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)
they might break my door down and steal my sewing machine

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
It's more likely they'd bum you to death with their massive internet cocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:13, archived)
right up my gaping internethole

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
you can be backtraced.
consequences blahblahblah.......
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
I do everything through Paypal
if anyone ever has an issue with something I sell them, they can get their money back. No point scamming people that come to you for business, that's not fair.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:14, archived)
Yeah, but you're internet nice.
The rules are there because some people are internet naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
I wasn't casting aspergers on your trading practices spango,
it just made me think of this
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
no no I didn't take offense
just clarifying
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:30, archived)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
just stick a poster up now
that way you can advertise to people who walk down the street
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
I dunno
you haven't seen the state of some of them
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:58, archived)
exactly!
they'd look way better if they were dinosaurs
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
I don't know if the shouting at 11pm at night outside my window would be improved by dapper hoodies
there's only one way to find out though.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
/Harry Hill
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
Maybe they'd make dinosaur noises instead.
You could pretend you were in the Flintstones.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
I can't think of any funny moments from The Flintstones.
Even the wisecracks like "It's a living" don't make any sense as a punchline, even when followed by canned laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
I just remember the bit where Wilma said bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:08, archived)