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Morning /talk. Long time no see. Give me updates about your life, five point list.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:17, archived)
Righto fuckles.
- I've lost 2 stone.
- I don't have asthma any more.
- I have a better job.
- I still have fuck all else better to do than be on here, in bed, on a Sunday morning.
- Internet sad face.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:21, archived)
They all sound like good things.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:31, archived)
we're all saddos together love.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:34, archived)
You could always pretend to be coming over here and then not bother

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:45, archived)
I'm off shopping today
I'm still wallowing in self pity over the fact that I get absolutely NO time off over christmas, it's just another weekend to me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
Well you will go about getting a job and that

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:49, archived)
I feel rotten about it
I got a job so we could have a nice christmas, it all seems pointless now but I need the moneys, I wanted at least one chance to get razzed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:51, archived)
Get pissed at work

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:00, archived)
Oh I intend to, although just after work for me thanks.
I'm well gutted, I'm already missing out on my sons first ever nativity and his class assembly, and the christmas assembly too, now I have to miss out on spending the best week of the year with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:01, archived)
This my plan.
(accidently clicked I LIKE THIS instead of reply)
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:02, archived)
I'm working Christmas day
So planning to do that, yes sir
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:25, archived)
I want to unbuy the album by "Roll Deep", I got it 'cus I was at work and wanted some new Hip Hop, and it was on top of the charts.
The album is pretty shit, and I've just seen them on the telly, and they're all complete and utter cocks.

Can you donate digital downloads to charity or something?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:26, archived)
You should have downloaded it first.
On a mildly related note, "Gimmie Shelter" by the Rolling Stones is one of my favourite songs.
However, I am unable to listen to it all the way through. Every. Single. Time. I put the song on,
somebody rings me, shouts me, interupts me in some way. I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:33, archived)
I'm trying to find new Hip Hop, prefably, but not nessesarly, british/london.
It has to be hip hop where I can understand the lyrics though, rap is shit when it's all that "REAH TEAH TEAH" pesudo yardie bullshit, that stuff can fuck off. And if the whole album is "I am so great, you are not." or "I'm still Jenny from the Block, but look at the diamonds I've got" shit, then that can go do one too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobious Pip. Search YouTube. Embrace it all.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:53, archived)
I love them, the first album more than the second though.
Other bands/albums along these lines that I've rinced
- Devlin: Blood, Sweat and Beers.... I don't like his other albums.
- Plan B: [the latest one [with the remixes]], Who Needs Actions When You've Got Words
- Most of Eminem's stuff.
- Most of Dizzee Rascal's stuff.
- Most of Will Smith's stuff.
- A few albums by Dirty Diggers
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:59, archived)
Seen them twice, they're awesome live. I also prefer the first, but there are some great songs on the second.
Hmmm, listen to Dr. Syntax. Try him. EDIT: Also, Bashy.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:01, archived)
Sweet, cheers man, I'll check them out.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:18, archived)
alright gonz
all new hip hop is shit, just saying like.
Here's some good stuff what I've been listening to -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNOAM22yPAo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx8sPzacvG0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrM6tfOHds
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMIHBTHusKE
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
Cheers dude, *checks them out*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:27, archived)
Dunno, got a soft spot for this newish track
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfW6w5jtKcM
but only cause I want Nicki Minaj to touch my winky.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
I'm going to try and not dismiss Sean Paul on this one and listen to the song, but there hasn't been a single thing he's done that I like.
Actually, while typing this I'm listening, and it's also not really my thing. I'm pretty sure the only link Sean Paul has with Jamaca is that the yarddie he used to buy groccories from's gran once visited jamaca on a cruise of the carab.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:39, archived)
Nah, he's well popular back a yard, fe real
just releases commercial stuff here. Bit like Shaggy, innit tho.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
Yeh', I ain't a fan of Shaggy eaither.
I think it's the whole jamacan thing.

I'll use someone else as an example of something I really hate, as I know this one for fact. There is a girl on The Food Network, I forgot her name, but it begins with 'G', Gina Something I think. She's American, and is always going on about growing up in Italy, about memories of walking through the markets, going to the fields to pick grapes, all really romantic memories. She was (i think) 4 or 6 when she moved from Italy to the States. As far as I'm concerned, she grew up in America. Personally, I can't remember too much of that age, yeah', sure, a few bits'n'bobs, but she's dismissed her entire american herratage, which is strong and rich in it's own right. Comparing living memory of 'growing up', from the ages of about 4 'till mid teens, or even mid 20s, doesn't really mean she was "bought up" in italy. She has italian culture in her family, she has italian heratidge, but she was bought up in the states... same with me, I have the same thing with jewish culture, but I'm a Londoner and a Brit, as that is where I spent my childhood... it would be like me saying I'm kenyan because I went on holiday there a lot as a kid.

I *think* without knowning, that Sean Paul and Shaggy are the same.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:02, archived)
Jambo bwana
habari?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
Jambo ! Nidiya, assanti sana !
[that's about the extent of what I know of swahili]
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
When people used to come back from holiday, they had to tell the rest of the class what they learnt on holiday.
So I proudly showed everyone the few words I knew, showed off the little massi figureines that I bought back, the photos of the safaris.... I was the coolest kid proudly saying "Akuna Matarta", but then Lion King came out about 6 months later and everyone thought I stole it from there =(
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
Mzuri sana
yep, that's me out and all.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
I've listened to them all now, and a few others by clicking on related, and they're not my cup of tea.
There is something about 80s/90s hip hop that follows a fasion of "da da da DAA, da da da DAA, da da da DAA", that I find quite generic and primary-school'ish, a lot of Will Smith's early work is like that.

It's not that it's bad, it's just that it's not my thing, that they all sound very similar, and I don't find any of the lyrics inspired at all.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
You're dead to me, you hear
DEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
Hah, think hoodies rather than yardies.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:40, archived)
Check out Durrty Goodz
The Axiom EP is a good one to start with.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:26, archived)
*Checks 'em out*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:40, archived)
Oh phew,
First song I checked was "Gunshots", which ain't my thing, but I moved onto "JAIL TALES 2" which I quite like, that's the sort of thing, maybe perhaps with the less 'my n*gger' stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
Try "Keep Up" or "Licence To Skill"

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:54, archived)
First one I don't like, the second one is 'ok'.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:04, archived)
Love the N64 Goldeneye stuff though

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:05, archived)
Ok, better listen to this then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Gwek81LiQ
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
Too shouty.
Check this out for some extreamly gorrish hip hop.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qggxTtnKTMo (Dance with the Devil - Immortal Technique)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)
Can't watch youtube in China.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:17, archived)
Listening to the new Gil Scott-Heron album right now.
It's really very good, probably not your thing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:23, archived)
Fucking ace, innit

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
Yeah, I'm downloading these 10
www.roughtrade.com/site/user_components/newsletters/solus_2/AOYS_2010.html
So far (from the top 5) it's the only one that's really grabbed me.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)
I've only heard Darkstar and GSH off that list
will I ever be able to show my face in Shoreditch again? :(((
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
Gold Panda are good too.
Caitlin Rose is just completely average alt-country, no idea why she's at number 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
Imma download the lot, decide that all modern music is shit
and go back to listening to Dire Straits whilst smoking a pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
What western music/video share'ers can you get access too?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
None.
Sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
.... just so you lot know, check out this thread for the same thing only on OffTopic.....
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post978689
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
Well...
Gimme Shelter is one of my fav songs.

For your own good I command you to switch of your mobile, unplug your land line, put on some headphones so you cannot hear the doorbell and listen to it at least twice :-)
(Spokes, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
i saw buck 65 yesterday
his hiphops pleased my ears
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:34, archived)
alright
- I left my job
- I decided to become a registered childminder
- I needed money until registration course is completed- I start temp xmas job on Tuesday.
- I won the lead role in a pantomime.
- I'm still fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:34, archived)
Why did you leave your job Mrs. Sp@m?
And you were never fat.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:38, archived)
Ohhhhhh YES I WAS! lol panto
I have lost 4 stone in a year though, so I am less fat than I was.

I left my job because my job description changed so drastically and unofficially in the space of 6 months and I wasn't offered any support at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:40, archived)
Thats pretty sucky. You should be proud of quitting. You werent happy, so you changed it.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)
I wuvoo
):
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 14:57, archived)
Alright then
- I live in Ireland now
- I had a girlfriend but we broke up
- My hair is longer and more luxurious than ever
- I'm a bit ill but I'll be alright in a couple of days
- I'm considering going to uni but I don't know what to do so that'll probably not happen
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:36, archived)
are you worth it ?
(hair/L'Oreal reference)
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:36, archived)
I'm FUCKING worth it likes

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
Sorry to hear about your breakup.
I presume that it was all your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:41, archived)
It was, I thought she was indecently stupid and so I broke up with her
I'm a terrible human :(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
Alright Tony
I got fit
I got poorly
I had a birthday in St Ives
I got better
There's a game stew bubbling away and now my house smells like christmas but without all the agro.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:44, archived)
STEW STEW
What kind of STEW?

Edit: Oh I see, Game stew - Meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:49, archived)
Bollocks
Venison, partridge and pheasant. I might miss the bollocks bit out.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:51, archived)
good idea,
nowt worse than sweaty stew.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
OK!
- I've got a swanky job in media
- I need to loose some weight, not too much though
- I'm enjoying my first steps with a DSLR, lots of fun that.
- I had a nightmare about being an estate agent last night.
- FOREVER ALONE MEME
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)

S
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
I agree
to be honest, I'm a software guy so don't tend to mix with many of the scarf wearing, ipad using, latte drinking twunts.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)
I like latte
But it's only a latte if it's in a paper cup with one of those pointless holes in the lid.
Otherwise it's just a fucking coffee, knob'eds
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:57, archived)
were you the racist one?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)
No no no that was Racist Tony
This is Manc Tony
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
Who the fuck is Racist Tony?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
Tony_

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:26, archived)
-i've been writing musics
-i've been growing a beard
-i've been fixing the wonder bike
-i've been getting unfit
-i've been writing a list
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:26, archived)
alright tonyunderscore from the internet
- My resting heart rate is currently 52 bpm
- Benson and Hedges have bought out rolling baccy, it's ropey
- That's all I've got right now, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:27, archived)
Ok
*Moved back to China
*Got married
*Am now a headmaster
*About to have a baby
*Still don't like congee
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:28, archived)
jesus ... thats an interesting life :)

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
-Signed off work due to being Mental again
-No longer single, wonderful boyfriend
-Lost a stone and a half in the last 6 weeks
-Scruffy, unshowered, unshaven
-Eating fajita wraps with last night's microwaved mix
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
It's been a while.
-I graduated this week. Got a shitty 2:1
-I have moved to Paris
-nowadays I prefer a bearded man
-I'm hungry
-I like semi skimmed milk
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)