So, you obviously aren't concentrating entirely on /talk, so what else are you fiddling with?
Eh? Hmm?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

editing pictures

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

This is going to lead to people making accusations.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)

swirl tool

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

Clickin dis.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

well, obviously

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

BAN THIS NONCE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)

at last! the voice of reason!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)

It's difficult to fathom why you get teary at me on the internet for this kind of banter.
Yet you can roll with the blows when it comes to other users.
Yet again I am punished for surrounding myself with people who take the internet far too seriously.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

you make a point of posting above me whenever i post
as quick as you can because you're trying to wind me up, which imho makes you a bit of a prick. no offence.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

That should be a banning offence.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)

i don't mind i just see it as evidence of him being a spastic

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)

I'm fairly sure that's not the official diagnosis.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)

i'm fairly sure there isn't an official diagnosis

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)

There is.
It's a disease, they need official diagnoses.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)

sorry i should have qualified that with
'in this instance' but i thought that was sufficiently implied.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)

Sorry. I had fucked off.
But good rant though. Shame you seemed to come off as upset, though.
Straight off the bat.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)

What sort of pictures?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)

pictures from a camera

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)

What of?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)

this n that

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)

Alright, fair dos, you don't want to say.
I was just trying to engage you in normal conversation for once.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

i know you were my dear
i appreciate it
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)

He won't deny being a nonce, but at the same time he can't admit that it's pictures of children.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)

oh stop projecting
christ, you, mongy and AB talk about nonces so much i'm starting to think you're trying to deflect attention from your own triangle of deviation.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)

Projecting (verb): obsolete Freudian psychobabble, typically used in place of "I know you are, but what am I?"

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)

not obsolete people do it all the time

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)

Yes, when they want to say "I know you are, but what am I?" but are too pretentious to say it like that.
As a psychological model, it has very little scientific merit these days.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

do you mean
'when you want to talk like an adult and not like a child'?
yes i suppose that is quite pretentious.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)

No.
He means when you want to try and hide talking shit behind long words because no one will notice that the long words are just long words for talking shit.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)

yes
i suppose three syllables is a bit long for some :/
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)

FRESH!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)

Many psychological models don't, but I do believe it's still used by people in that profession.
It is 'I know you are but what am I?' as an accusation, but as a label for actually quite complex coping mechanisms it holds to a certain extent.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)

it's still very much used
and thankyou for saying what i couldn't be arsed to
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

Is this where you tell us that you're a leading psychologist and this was all an elaborate study?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

nah.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)

This is where he says "lol I am above all this its really boring lol", and possibly does a *yawn* too.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

that will also work alongside the
"i'm rubber you're glue" argument. i have a Phd in playground psychology.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)

Is there a reason that you deliberately refuse to engage in normal conversation with people,
or are you just a bit of a mentalist?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)

you give me no reason to wish to engage with you normally

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)

I didn't mean me, you fucking pillock.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)

are you not people?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

Are you saying that not a single forum user on this site gives you a reason to want to interact with them normally?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

i thought eveyone hated me
now why would i want to talk to people that hate me? that seems like a futile passtime. better just to banter, don't you think?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)

Nobody hates you, this has been established numerous times.
We mostly thing you're an annoying prick at best. This can be easily remedied by not acting like an annoying prick. Although the fact that you spend 16 hours a day on a site full of people that you believe hate you means that I am wasting my internet breath here.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)

forum banter

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)

I hate him.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)

Going at the board like a spastic tank in a china shop isn't "banter".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)

i like the idea of a spastic tank

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)

silly, you know I don't hate you.

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)

do i Jenpots?
DO I!!????
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)

chatting with moohalaa on msn and listening to music mit boozin

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

but moohalaa isn't on msn and hasn't been on for months

( moohalaa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)

I'm trying to write the abstract for my MA dissertation which is due in tomorrow.
I don't really know what to put in it.

Edit: Oh, and your mum, obviously.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

oh wicked.
I did an MRes back in the day, whatsyoursin?
( MrA, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

I'd never heard of an MRes before (in my field it's mostly just MPhils and PhDs) so I googled it.
This was the first result you lazy fat fucker etc.

My MA is in Gothic Cathedrals.

Also, what the hell are you meant to put in an abstract?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)

Nothing too concrete.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)

The key aims of the paper, if I remember rightly
I opnly did a BA though so I'm probably wrong
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)

You're right, and it goes all across the board for any paper that's more than a couple of pages long.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

Splendid
Mine was basically a vague list of things I intended to achieve.

I've just opened it up and had a scan through. I thoroughly miss writing it now.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)

I can't remember to be honest
mine was in History, something about the Russian mafiya which I wont bore you with. Can you change it later on?
( MrA, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

No, no changes.
Where did you do yours?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)

at keele
though it was a while ago.
( MrA, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)

and then I got lost and became a software engineer
:/
( MrA, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)

That's a slightly strange path.
I've got no idea what I'm going to be. I'd like to do something with historic buildings in an educationy sort of way. Like being chief curator and explainer of amazing things at a cathedral or summat. That would rock.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)

that does sound quite lovely :)

( MrA, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

MINGE

( MrA, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

haha! like what girls got!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)

Packing everything I own into boxes and bags and such.
Moving house tomorrow.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

don't forget the boy

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)

Facebook, twitter, jobhunting
It's all go
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

You know this site right?
www.artsjobs.org.uk/arts-jobs-listings/
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)

I actually didn't
COOOL thankyou lovely TFD :)

What are you looking to get into now your masters is NEARLY OVER YAY?
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)

Well I have a job in a contemporary art gallery as just a general minion but I hoping to get more shifts.
Then I've got a job being the assistant to my professor next year and possibly a job writing my first book but I don't know, it's a bit hard and I'm not sure I've got a vast amount more energy for library research right now.

Oh, hopefully too I'll have a bit of time off. I feel worn out.

How's the job hunt going? What are you looking for specifically?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)

Get you! Sounds like you deserve a bit of time off. Have an ace summer.
I'm looking for anything really. I want to go freelance so whatever I do now is just something to tide me over until I build up my empire. If I can get something creative, great, but I'd be equally happy with an admin job.

My CV has had a total awesome rehaul today. It looks AMAZING.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)

Oooh, yeah! CV hottttness!
Have a look at www.museumjobs.com/ and www.charityjob.co.uk/jobs/arts,+culture,+heritage/2 as well.

I'm sure you'll find something brilliant.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)

Reading comics on the internet.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

Did you score with a Disney Princess?

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)

No, but I was accidentally racist in a bar.
I couldn't find any of the princesses, outside of the parades.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)

Gutted
Did you make us a video diary?
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)

did you get drunk
and use "fucking merkins" as a way to describe your US counterparts? or is it worse racsim?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

Here Jaction, nine days to go, yo.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)

I'm still undecided about it. I'll go see it, of course. I want it to be good but I don't want to get my hopes up and find out that it's shit and the cgi looks awful.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)

There is that risk, but it's got RRR in it, so it's already onto a winner.
I don't think I'm going to bother with First Class, I'm bored of X-Men now.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)

Who needs CGI when you can look at pictures of an elephant rampage?
jrnl.ie/151517
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)

I bet their bodies were covered in "mysores" afterwards!!!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)

i.imgur.com/qkR2Z.png
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)

Flicking through some datasheets, trying to work out the difference between two very similar W/O emulsifiers.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)

trying to help pack
for festival weekend, but to be honest, i'm not much help, as i've packed what i need and all the food and tent etc, and the lady one is just faffing about picking clothes. i keep telling her they're only gonna get covered in mud, but she insists. Stereotype win.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)

There are only really two decent ways of dressing for a festival.
1. Practical stuff that won't get fucked. You'll probably look a bit like a hobo but at least you'll be comfy.
2. Fancy dress. Buy cheap and you'll have a great time rolling around in a muddy wedding dress feeling awesome but you'll probably be uncomfortable/cold.

/TFD's fashun collum.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:49, archived)

exactly
we made a trip to the charity shops around and got some fun bits and pieces. i'm going mostly comfy, but do have ghostbusters overalls for the hell of it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)

Ghostbusters overalls sound bloody perfect. Practical and fun!
I don't get all of this festival chic bollocks. Why dress like some sort of Jack Wills wannabe bohemian? It just makes you look like a twat.

Plus, who goes to festivals to look cool and pull? I imagine festival sex to be pretty minging... even if his retro tee looks great thrown over your hunter wellies in the corner of your tent.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

yeah, it's a shame slipknot ruined the humble overall
for the heavy-metal festival goer. I'm thinking of moving in to dungarees, but am trying to find a way to not look like a man in fishing waders or a member of dexie's midnight runners
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)

my silky tip

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:49, archived)

Just been to asda to buy a german some Mixed Spice.
Now watching Apprentice, farting about here and on a couple of other boards and playing ps3.
( CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)

Which German?
I met one once.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)

Wurst Puns Inc.

( CowJam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)

reading twitter
watching the cctv
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)

SHitting in a field and saying wuf

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)

I just said that
to Goaty, I found the sitcom on my messages
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)

HOLY TITTY FUCK!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)

I NO!

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)

smarties icecream

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)

the hell you say

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)

Going through Mini-Ninja's lines with her.
I was Quasimodo.
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)

Sammi The Musical?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)

Shooting whiny yank teenagers in the face
/black ops
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)