Hello baldmonkey
Why the long face?
I was second-to-last in a three-legged race
I fell into a trifle, that wasn't much fun
And my offer of sex was turned down by your mum

Never mind baldmonkey
you must stay chipper
after today, could tomorrow be shitter?
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)

TODAY: chinese food and fun times
TOMORROW: car tyres and hen night.

I THINK SO.
( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)

:( oh dear
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)

SUNDAY: hangover and babysitting :(

( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)

blimey, hen nights work fast these days
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)

My friend was supposed
to be coming to visit today but her little girl has chicken pox :( I have a half day so I am getting a haircut and doing baking for tomorrow. I am going Oop North tomorrow.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)

i am very jealous of haircut and baking and oop north.
chicken pox, however, not jealous :(
( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)

Are you coming to visit me?

( jenpots, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)

I bet you cunts won't even do a sixty mile detour for a cup of tea
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)

Chicken poxed children
Means no mates
So blue star
Stays home and waits

She does some baking
Cuts her hair
Then weeps and screams
In blobby despair
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)

Vladdy, oh vladdy
Listen here laddy,
I feel worse than the parents
Of abductee maddy

My neck is all stiff
And my willy ain't ever
And I've not had much sleep
So I don't feel too clever

So take your "cheer up"
And fuck off to fuck
No one in the world
ever had worse luck

Than me
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)

would you like me to buy you a sony 3d tv?

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)

I'd like to buy for mongychops
I fancy new teevee
But I need to buy a lot of chops
So he won't get one from me

If only I were a millionaire
The first thing I would do
Is buy even more chops
And post mongy a few
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)

cheers, i haven't eaten for a few days and dont feel too well

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

I'll pop a pie in the post.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)

Silly silly Balders
You cannot post a pie!
You'll mess up the post box
and make the Postie cry

You ought to put it in a box
then whack it in the boot
then drive all the way to Mongy's house
and push it up his chute
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)

i liked it when you rhymed 'chops' with 'chops'

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)

USE BALDMONKEY'S ONE STEP PLAN TO SHIT POEMS...
Manolith,
You pasty faced cunt
Fuck off
You fucking cunt.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)

i liked it when you rhymed 'cunt' with 'cunt'

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

I like this
I have to admit
It rhymes really well
It's a long way from shit
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)

I like the way
Your poem's tilted
By lines that get longer
Without   being    stilted

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)

!Excellent!
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)