hello nonces
no CP in this - you wouldn't like it: b3ta.com/newsletter/issue482/
( rob, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)

AM I IN IT?
WHY NOT?
CAN I BE MOD NOW?
I'LL ONLY BAN SOME OF THE EVERYONE. PROMISE.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)

ban me and I'll ban YOUR FACE
yeah...that's right
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)

ABRACADAB-BAN!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)

BANGARDIUM LEVIOSARSE!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)

BALDMODKEY! BALDMODKEY!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)

SQUIRTY ROBERTY

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)

I'm boycotting the newsletter until Friz is in it again.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)

I'm boycotting language until Friz gets his word in the dictionary.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)

I think you'll find that 'me' IS in the dictionary.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)

yet again SetupBeatPuke has been overlooked
*puts foot through monitor*

*sends Rob the bill*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)

wasn't it in there the other week?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)

NO SHUT UP
I dunno, was it?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)

it seems unlikely
alex doesn't want to submit it yet
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)

what's Alex got to do with it...WE DONE A SONG FOR IT!
ffs
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)

a pretty fucking dreadful song at that.
Manolith should help too next time.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)

a pretty fucking dreadful song the best thing ever
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)

I submitted it this week
Sad times in Alex Town, my Great Endeavour has been judged by the internet and found wanting.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)

it's a fucking OUTRAGE is what it is!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)

Nah, I understand
Rob, I understand yo, I understand.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)

If it's not in next weeks letter Baldmonkey should leave forever in protest

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)

I think theoban should put it on the links board so we can all like it
and thereby justify his existence.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)

that is a more practical suggestion

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)

I put it on a while back
They might say glass cock to me if I do it again, they're an angry bunch
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)

Fuck that shit.
Go on.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)

we'll peer pressure him into putting in the newsletter

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)

Careful, he might cancel the newsletter
Newsletter 483: CANCELLED DUE TO /TALK.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)

then people could read my blog instead
which DOES feature a link to your comic

everybody wins!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)

Maybe we should all put it on links.
Over and over.
All weekend.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)

haha, b3ta at the weekend
that's a good one!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)

You "people" with your "lives" make me sick

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)

don't worry, people only started liking jade goody or van gogh after they died

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)

Fair enough, 6 months to go until I pop all the clogs
Then: FAME
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A MUSIC WITH ME AND TWATS?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)

YEAH MAYBE

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)

COOL
NEXT TIME WE ARE DOING ONE I'LL LET YOU KNOW
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)

RIGHT ON

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)

I FULLY ENDORSE THIS

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)

WHEN SHALL WE DO ANOTHER ONE?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)

Anytime except this weekend is good for me
Next Saturday any good?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)

Prolly.
I'll check when I get in.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)

*waits patiently*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)

Dunno. Let's ask Robert.
ROBERT, has theoban's EXCELLENT project: setup,beat,puke been in the newsletter yet. if not why not. it is the best thing the internet ever produced
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)

I don't think he's coming back...

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)

this is not relevant to my interests

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)

nor mine
i've been waiting for the child porn special edition for bloody years.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)

everyweek i submit my lonely hearts advert, it's never been in it

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)

cr3 edits it out
if spangolin new you were single she's be beating your door down
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)

i have to be careful now i'm going to be a millionaire i suppose

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)

i wishes i am so as gud at riten as u

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)

Wikipedia. Click on the first link not in parantheses or Italics, always leads to philosophy.
DEBUNKED.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Union
Sorry.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)

You're a real dick sometimes.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)

You have to keep clicking the link.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)

I know.
This one just loops round, though.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)

Yeah I thought I'd play it safe and just assume that you'd done it wrong before bothering to find out if you'd actually done it wrong.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)

Oh, I see.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)

it does it for 94.5% of the 3654457 articles
still pretty impressive
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)

I got in the same loop from Smells Like Teen Spirit as a starting article.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)

I'm not reading it if it doesn't feature Chris Packham in some way.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)

RACIST

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)

Friday again.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)

Thanks Rob

( magnum, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)