Hello, as long as you have a thick skin, you should fit in nicely.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:46, archived)

I've had to really.
I'm 31 now and done all my fretting. I'm just busted up not a real mong.
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)

Feel free to pop over to qotw and show them up for being thin skinned.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)

if you're still capable of any kind of sexual act
you'll be pandered to like all the rest
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)

It says it's 31 Womby n... Ah my heart's just not in it.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)

she's got a knackered hand a powerless legs
so you're going to get a mindblower of a trumpeter's blowjob, but coupled to a pathetic wank and then some really uninspiring missionary position stuff.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)

Now that I've said that, I'm wondering how good Miles Davis would have been at blowjobs

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)

best sex i've had in three years
i'll take it.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)

Can't get the image of someone recieving a gimpy handjob out of my head now.

( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)

have a wank and it'll go away

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)

But my hands work fine
If I sit on one for long enough it may work
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)

you can borrow my hammer if you like

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

Can't go for permanent damage.
I've a feeling this spakka wank is going to be a fad.
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)

:))))

(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)

No worries on that front.
OK I have one good arm, can't move either legs, smashed my spine to pulp just above the sacrum, got some feeling but not much. I lost sight in my left eye and my face used to look like a map of the tube, but it's not as bad now.
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)

PHWOAR!
*Panders*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)

Totally going to get in there before Gonzy can.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)

But what if she can't headbang to Slayer, stuj?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)

I'm sure I could yank her head-dobber in time to Angel Of Death Grrry.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)

you've got one up on most of the fuckers here then
*panders better*
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)

What regular sex? I bet you are right too.
I did have a husband but the shit left me. I have a son of 7 and a chap. A WHOLE chap at that.
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)

Steady on there, he likes them young.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)

i must be doing something wrong.
did you have to leave the house to get him?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)

you're not going to get a single reply from this lot now

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)

fail.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

A chap?
Is that like one half of a pair of chaps?
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

i think it's like a bedsore

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)

I had them in hospital thanks.
My bum looked like a lump of raw meat.
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)

pics or GTFO

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)

i made myself feel a bit sick then

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)

I imagine it was something like this
tiny.cc/q5ise
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)

Have you thought about donating your body to culinary science?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)

no Ben, just no.
But thanks for asking.
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:24, archived)