ONLINE FARTING CONTAST
*paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)

ffftthhhzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZT!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)

*QUACK*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)

FOOOOOOM

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
Awww.. :(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)

*^SQUEAK!*
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)

Christ, that fucking REEKS.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)

I don't find farting particularly amusing.
And what's a contast?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)

just enjoy the onomatopoeia of it all

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)

It's not supposed to be amusing.
This is a serious sport.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)

It's a contest in Belfast.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)

Fun lovin criminals The LOVELY Gingezilla
Ha! I'm already on my 2nd pint and they don't start for an hour
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)

No.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)

Here's an offline farting contest.
twitpic.com/5ddmqs
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)

The Jews after they got washed with a red sock

( magnum, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)

RUSKS

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)

WAKI

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)

ALSO
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)

gobarbra.com/hit/new-29186b20c32094977a35d923b7a84af6
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:13, archived)

gobarbra.com/hit/new-289751f2cd04c472adb41a14f8086987
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)

gobarbra.com/hit/new-a96f02dd9a12a0f6e813f050f167e3b0
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)

I prefer 'Dead Man's Porn' as an album name

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)

*queef*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)

*fraaaap*

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)

*meep*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)

Road runner windy pops

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)

*spins legs in the air*
*disappears in a cloud of smoke*
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)

*sets acme dynamite*
*explodes*
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)

GET. A. ROOM.
oh, wait...
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

Pfffffffffshluuuurrrrrrp ah the follow throu
(hughheff just been tipped 5 dollars, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)

Who's this one, then?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)

Probably not Hugh Heffner.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)

True, but who among us is?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:40, archived)

Glued eel.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:42, archived)

Wormulus?
I thought it was always him. Or friz.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)

gh

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)

*airborne toxic event*

( magnum, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)

Quack.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:49, archived)

*burp*

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)

*pluplupluplupluuuuurrrrrrrrrrlllllllppppppppp.....plup*

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)

Did you just follow through?

( CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)

i'm gonna go check.
I hope not, I'm going to the pub in a minute and these are my only dry pants.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)

I thought you were laid up with a gammy leg?

( CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)

LIES??? ON THE INTERNET???

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)

can go on the crutches to the pub
It's only up the road. It's been 4 weeks, partial weight bearing bitches.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)

Cool.
Be careful about getting drunk and thinking you can walk on it
( CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)

i'm still not drinking really
Last thing I wanna do is fall over and fuck it up any more. That'd just be embarrasing ending up back in hospital, I'm bad enough for the NHS riding a motorbike without being an idiot drunk as well.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)

The NHS loves bikers!
You're not called organ donors for nothing :D
( CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)

oh god I have the network cable stuck, the lever is acting like an umbrella up a chimney

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)