Too sodding early
"Ribaldry"
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

Poor JMG.
Don't mock his condition.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)

I demand black pudding
fried pig scab mmmmm yum
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

Hello new person / old person pretending to be new.
Tell us about yourself. You can only use iambic pentameter
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

I used to post here long ago
I soon got bored of it
Because the place annoyed me so
And everyone was shit

And so I know of JMG
And his bald shiny head
And Grrrmachine and CHB
And babies that are dead
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)

oops

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)

prick

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

Better!
Are you happy to be back?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)

I won't be staying
every time I sign up and make a post about dead babies I get banned

bad times
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

Have you tried getting bored of it instead?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)

Before you get banned again, tell us
You knew JMG way back then. Was he any different to the fine specimen he is now?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)

he used to dance a lot
he doesn't do that anymore
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

JMG has always straddled the internet like a colossus

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

colossus diarrhetic fishwife squirting her last into the street gutter
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)

Fucking hell

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)

hello sexy
is this place still shit then?
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)

its very existence means that it's shit
but a few bubbles pop satisfyingly on the effluent surface occasionally.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)

As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)

has it suddenly become unshit?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

No.
Nor has its head become unmassive.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

To self-define is difficult enough
But doing so in iambs is too tough
I think it’s fairer to show the real you
In shorter form, please write us a haiku
( vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)

Unemployed northern
Lover of football and dole
JMG is bald
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

haikus need a reference to the season, thus:
summer solstice light
does little to lift the gloom
in Grrrmachine's heart
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)

midsummer moonlight
glints on car parts strewn across
grrmachine's carpet
( vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)

I wish I had carpet that glinted

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

Fuck it's rainy out
fucking Glastonbury rain
Fucking shitty fuck.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

I got a mention because I'm not as shit as the rest of you lot

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)

you're better than baldmonkey!

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)

well that's a punch in the teeth followed by a french kiss, if ever I saw one

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)

everyone's better than baldmonkey
he's a fat talentless prick and no one likes him
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)

I'm not sure whose music is shitter, yours or his

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)

ok, bored of b3ta again now
see you all in a few months with a new account

lol

dead babies
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)

Dead retarded babies on fire, remember.
Bye.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)

I never loved you anyway

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)

Who the hell was that?

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)

GIlgamesh.
Always in are harts.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)

Aww
Bye Gilgy
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)

Also
AAaaa^AaAaaaaAAAaaAaAaaAaAaaarrrRR_rRrrRrRRr^rR_dvAAAaaAaaAaAaaA_{aAaaAAAaAaAAa}rRrrRrrRRRrRRk_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you been watching plenty of Bear Grylls?
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)

:D Hello, lovely SSS.
Not recently, no. Should I?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)

Excellent survival tips for manning it up in the wild
He did one on Russia I think. Handy.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)

Thanks, I shall check that out.
After I get back from my adventure, Bear Grylls will get asked if he's watched Aardvark's latest program.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)

:D
Are you doing any kind of video diary?
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)

Possibly!
Although putting me and chenobble on camera may be painful for everyone to watch. We'll have to see if we can get a Flip HD camera or something like that.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)

Do it
The world needs to see adventure
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)

Would you like to buy us a camera?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)

I'm a little bit skint tbh
Get cash generator to sponsor you
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)

I like baldmonkey
I think he's funny and he wrote a song for/about me.
( spesh., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)