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don't turn this into a thread about sauces, don't you remember what happened last time
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)
*wipes away a tear*
The Great Sauce Thread Of About Two Months Ago. We hardly knew ye.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
Let's get Kersal back and spark up that argument about whether tomato sauce is gravy.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)
What the shuddering what what what what WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:57, archived)
Oh my word.
b3ta.com/talk/4316707
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
That couldn't be wronger if it were written by Nick Griffin.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
If he'd written it there'd only be that white gravy you get from KFC.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)
Griffin never struck me as a man who'd be picky about what he eats.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
THAT'S NOT GRAVY.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)
So you're saying it's Ketchup?
You racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
i dunno, to be honest. they all look the same to me.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
That's pretty special.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
^this?
Is this like MGT's 'if you think a rude thought about me it's rape?'
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
Even if one were to accept that premise, she'd still be a virgin.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
It's in the same 'you fucking idiot what are you talking about shut up' vein, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
oh man, i loved that one.
STOP RAPING ME WITH YOUR MIND.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)
It's the same as real rape

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)

A circle in a spiral, a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning on an ever spinning reel
As the images unwind
Like the circles that you find
In the rapists of your mind
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
like a knife within a rucksack or a roofie in a gin,
when you find yourself in toilets with a blade under your chin
when you wake to find no memory and the photos in your bin
and the rapist that you get
puts you on the internet..
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)
This is your best work however.
b3ta.com/talk/7071558
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)
i should be on morphine all the time.
i'm BRILLIANT on it.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)