Somebody's just been stabbed. There's Police all over.. Helicopter's hovering around..
Bet you don't get this shit where you live, you daft fat fucker!

How's your drama?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)

i didn't know what something was, i googled it and now i do, what a day

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

It's a good job we have the internet, or we'd find out fuck all.
Like it was in the 80's.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)

we'd still be following the bear

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)

Trip to Ipswich Town centre.
I'm sure they were staring at me because I have a full set of teeth.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

haha ipswich, crazy name, crazy town

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)

Oh HELL yeah, while tidying my room I found half a sheet of sevradol.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)

How many times a day do you run into a ward carrying bags full of painkillers..
..screaming "Mighty Morphine Power Rangers!"?

It's got to be up there with the amount of times you slap a bitch, surely?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)

how would a ward be able to scream, let alone carry bags full of pain killers, let alone have badger bump into it

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)

You're definitely one of our most concise thinkers, SSG..
One for the debate team if ever I saw one.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)

the bbc wales radio coverage of cricket is absolutely phenomenal,
puts TMS to shame really, shame about the score but I don't mind losing to Trescothick, what a hero.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

God, everyone from ipswitch is a racist which is bad because they're predijust.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)

Quick reaction..
t.co/6Wuvx49

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)

Hawt diggity dawg, dayum that's some fucked up shit.
HOWEVER, however, if people consider it a desert/tea time cake, then I guess it's alright.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)

It simply can't work..
I refuse to believe that's in any way a nice thing to eat.

It's even got me, JMG discussing food on b3ta..
Astonishing.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)

It's not my cup of tea, to tell you the truth.
I'd try it for the shock-value though, maybe that's what they're going for. I suppose kids at school have jam sandwiches.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)

you can cook down strawberries (and rasberries etc) so that they are savoury,
sounds legit to me.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)

I don't think they've done that here though.
It's not quite up there with venison with a cherry joux.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)

strawberry wines a bit good
But raspberry beer is too sweet, definitely for the ladies and men seeking men.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)

I got a child's tastebuds when it comes to alchole, I've got
Damson Gin, Elderflower Liquire, Elderflower Cidear, Pear Ice Wine, Pink Port and....ermm..... more.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)

get yourself some frullï
Delicious fruit beer, I can only handle 1 before it gets too sweet, but sounds right up your alley.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)

I had froot loops for breakfast,
don't taste like fruit or froot at all.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)

i don't even know what a froot is

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)

I got some in the cupboard, I used to love them as a kid.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)

It's alright, don't love it, but will happily drink it.
=)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:48, archived)

i'm clutching, if i'm honest gonz.
it can't just be a cake sandwich, that's not right.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)

Jam sandwiches were common enough when I was a kid,
this is hardly any worse. A bit weird, though.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)

That's cos you can get good money for them in Cash Converters.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)

I managed to avoid a trip to Ipswich just a few weeks ago.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

Apparently I live in the most crime-ridden area in England and Wales
which is odd because I never see any crime.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)

Maybe you're hard as nails?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)

I was reading the Irish Mirror at lunch: STABBING KNIFE CRIME EPIDEMIC!!!!!!!!!!!
30 people stabbed in the entire country this year. 30. That wouldn't even make the news where I'm from.
( Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)

Officially a toilet.
www.eveningstar.co.uk/news/ipswich_woman_arrested_after_man_stabbed_near_town_centre_1_928140
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)

No identity, run down, dirty and full of mindless wasters

( Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

But that's enough about QOTW.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)

Like Rotherham without the friendliness or the sense of humour.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)

I don't understand why there's so much hoo-hah about violent crime anyway.
If it's a problem, just move somewhere better instead of bleating about it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)

Just stop getting stabbed
It's easy enough, I've managed it every day since I was born
( Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)

I put up a new ceiling light in the hall yesterday,
it's awesome, I can't wait until it gets dark so that I can turn it on again.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)

i've been at my new house gardening
Well, as a semi-cripple, putting stuff other people have pruned in to bags for the tip from the comfort of a folding chair! Damn it's hot.

Drama news, some chap from round here was found dead in a portable toilet at Glastonbury. What a way to go.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUUcOmgYEhY
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)

I've still not seen Green Lantern.
I'm officially sick of being a povvo.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)

I watched it on Friday. It's not great, but then it's not as awful as some people claim.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

i saw a man RUN into tesco even though it was closing DEMANDING a refund and the security told him NO so the man LEFT

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)

None of that happened.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)

Yeah right

( Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:48, archived)