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Based on the websites i visit, google thinks i'm a man. in both browsers.
what does google think about you?
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:21, archived)
this is my breakdown, i know you care.
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Folk & Traditional Music
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - Online Video
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(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
you must be a man, otherwise you wouldn't know other browsers exist.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
you're a funny sort of pickle.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
at least i have a pickle.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)
why you little

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:41, archived)
How do you know his is little?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
I was quite proud of that, tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
tiny branston half-cock

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
I found out yesterday it thinks I'm in Warrington, for some reason.
Otherwise, "No interest categories are associated with your ads preferences so far."
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:26, archived)
that's because you are batshit mental.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
Are they all batshit mental in Warrington?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
*cites kerry katona*

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:36, archived)
I don't know her.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
i was waiting for you to say that.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:53, archived)
well you wasted your time, I said it ages ago

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:54, archived)
i was BUSY.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:57, archived)
wtf were you waiting or not?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:58, archived)
Pay no attention.
She's incredibly thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
shut up, you.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)

+ ing
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
It thinks I love lighting, rap & hip-hop and corporate events.
It's like it KNOWS me.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
Mine is Arts and entertainment.
split in to Video Games, DVD's and Music.
Is Google implying i'm an internet shut in?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)
well if the Nintendo Power Glove fits....
*blows kiss*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
No interest categories are associated with your ads preferences so far
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
cookies, innit

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
ah...also, I'm at work
so it's not going to be anything good anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
Probably that I'm a massive cunt.
I can't use that little deely, it's blocked at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
Isn't it a criminal offense to block Google??

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
It's blocked the ads.
Or something. I don't know. I can tell you now though that my breakdown of today would probably be:

Flights to Amsterdam
Hotels in Amsterdam
GP Surgery search
HMV
Amazon
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
F.M.L.
Category
Arts & Entertainment - Humor Remove
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - Online Video Remove
Computers & Electronics - Computer Security - Network Security Remove
Computers & Electronics - Hardware - Servers Remove
Computers & Electronics - Networking - Network Monitoring & Management Remove
Computers & Electronics - Programming Remove
Computers & Electronics - Programming - Scripting Languages Remove
Computers & Electronics - Software - Open Source Remove
Computers & Electronics - Software - Operating Systems - Linux & Unix Remove
News - Weather Remove


I have no gender.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
i like how you've left in the removes.
HUMOUR REMOVE.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
it's more efficient innit?
If I spent time deleting them I could make fewerer posts that no on replies to!
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
i took an extra 5 seconds to paste into notepad and replace remove with enter.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
fewer posts

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
huh?

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)
Binky has this lack of self control when somebody uses incorrect grammar
She's not having a go, she just can't help it
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
combined with "no on", it made it clumsy to read.
i hope people can spot a typo themselves but people just don't know when to use which word, so telling is helping.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:53, archived)
when is the correct time to use the word "fewerer"?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:56, archived)
i would nevereverer use a word like that.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:01, archived)
Well bugger me.
Didn't expect that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
holy molatoes.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
My money is on it going the way Winscale went

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
what?
The worst nuclear incident in the history of this great island? Or renamed?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
Renamed
Probably churn out a Sunday edition of The Sun to replace it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
Renamed
Same core staff, just remove the figureheads and replace it with someone a little more pliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:19, archived)
Quincunx!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:05, archived)
BOOM!
Headshot.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
also, total control, because i pick and choose my moments, else that's all i would do.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:53, archived)
You're like a beautiful amalgamation of a student prefect and Raymond Babbitt

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:56, archived)
"self control" is not one word.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:56, archived)
Edited for your viewing pleasure

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:56, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
cheers kewp.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:54, archived)
"you're"

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:30, archived)
Uh oh
Arts & Entertainment - Humor
Arts & Entertainment - Offbeat
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - Online Video
Business & Industrial - Industrial Materials & Equipment
Food & Drink - Cooking & Recipes - Meat & Seafood
Games - Computer & Video Games - Fighting Games
Law & Government - Public Safety - Crime & Justice
Pets & Animals - Wildlife
Sports Sports - Extreme Sports
Sports - Individual Sports - Skate Sports
Sports - Team Sports
Demographics - Gender - Male
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
this tells me you mostly waste your time online.
my other one is blatantly my work-ing browser:
Computers & Electronics
Computers & Electronics - Consumer Electronics - ... - Handhelds & Mobile Devices
Computers & Electronics - Hardware - Peripherals - Printers
Computers & Electronics - Software - Operating Systems - Windows OS
Internet & Telecom - Communications Equipment
Demographics - Gender - Male
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)
I read a stack of Law Blogs and news though, which don't have adverts on the whole

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)
i use tor as the feds would be all over me if i didn't use at least 7 proxies and multiple relays, hope that helps

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
I spy a script kiddie
your porn is sensitive data!!

And your cookies travel over tor. running privoxy too?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
cant possibly say
right i'm off on a 200 mile round trip to fuck some cunts shit up, l8rs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)

Abasiophilia
Acrotomophilia
Agalmatophilia
Albinaphilia
Algolagnia
Andromimetophilia
Anililagnia
Apotemnophilia
Asphyxiophilia
Autagonistophilia
Autassassinophilia
Autoandrophilia
Autoerotic asphixiation
Autogynephilia
Biastophilia
Chremastistophilia
Chronophilia
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Crush fetish
Dacryphilia
Dendrophilia
Emetophilia
Erotic asphyxiation
Erotophonophilia
Exhibitionism
Formicophilia
Forniphilia
Frotteurism
Gerontophilia
Gynandromorphophilia
Hebephilia
Homeovestism
Hybristophilia
Infantophilia
Kleptophilia
Klismaphilia
Lactophilia
Liquidophilia
Macrophilia
Mammaphilia/Breast fetishism
Masochism
Mechanophilia
Menophilia
Morphophilia
Mucophilia
Mysophilia
Narratophilia
Nasophilia
Navel fetishism
Necrophilia
Olfactophilia
Paraphilic infantilism
Partialism
Pedophilia
Peodeiktophilia
Pedovestism
Pictophilia
Piquerism
Podophilia
Pygophilia
Pyrophilia
Raptophilia
Sacofricosis
Sadism
Salirophilia
Sexual fetishism
Somnophilia
Sthenolagnia
Stigmatophilia
Symphorophilia
Telephone scatologia
Teratophilia
Transvestic fetishism
Transvestophilia
Trichophilia
Troilism
Urolagnia
Vampirism
Vorarephilia
Voyeurism
Zoophilia / Bestiality
Zoosadism

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
i wish to know more about 'Telephone scatologia ' pls

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
it's like a mobile but made of frozen poo
with sweetcorn buttons
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
when i get home from tonight i will do some more research

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:41, archived)
zooSADISM?
fuck...
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)
you had me at 'abasiophilia'

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:56, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
i got videogames, music, films and wrestling
oh and intellectual property law :S
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
see, there, you were the wrestling one
I forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
I find IP Law unusually interesting
even though I had no contact with it since my 2nd year at uni.

Heard of IPKat? That's a good read sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
No interest categories are associated with your ads preferences so far.
Fascinating stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)
that's because your interet is JUST TOO DULL.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:41, archived)
It's because I block them.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
Funny, I don't,
I have it set to "allow all cookies" and haven't installed any ad blocking software. I must just not go to any affiliated websites.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
Arts & Entertainment - Naked ladies
Computers & Electronics - Naked ladies online
Demographics - Gender - Naked ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:41, archived)
that's interestings i wonder how it categorises porn.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
It probably doesn't, the auto complete filters out rude stuff now so it probably hides all that cos there's no dirtyness online

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
the websites you visit have to be affiliated with the scheme,
so maybe they don't even let those sites sign up.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)
you think?!

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:48, archived)
it's just a hunch.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)
At work it thinks that I'm a very geeky man, sci fi and computers etc
At home it probably just says "boobs"
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:22, archived)