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There are three branches of Santander on one street.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:30, archived)
My grandfather used to say: "Never trust a Spaniard with money."
I have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:33, archived)
It's probably because he was a racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
Probably.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:38, archived)
all the best grandads are.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
My Nan said she wouldn't try Lapsang Souchong because it was from China

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:48, archived)
Hang on we've done this before haven't we?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:50, archived)
Yes, I believe we have
She once commented (in front of friends and family) that there was a "big nigger" on tv once. That one was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:53, archived)
I heard an old lady say she thought the darkie on X Factor was good.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)
They do have extraordinary singing voices, don't they?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)
Black is the colour of the devil's waistcoat, according to grandpa-mmps.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)
My Nan always lets us know if someone she met was a darkie
And that they were very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:53, archived)
She also doesn't like people with Downs Syndrome (or Mongles, as she calls them)
because one grabbed her arm once
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)
my ex-father in law didn't mind darkies as it 'isn't their fault, and they can't half dance, though'.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:58, archived)
Good old grandad...turning a negative into a positive

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:03, archived)
In my old colliery band the conducter would let us know if we were playing out of time
By telling us to 'feel the rhythm, like de black man'
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
were you all blacked up with coal dust too?
and going around saying 'where am dat wartymelon'
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
Thatcher took our watermelons off us

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
That's because they're inadequate protection when working in a mine

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:15, archived)
ELF 'N' SAFETY GONE MAD!

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)
An enormous part of my Nan's family are black gypsies,
yet she dislikes both blacks and gypsies.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:01, archived)
It should be a question of the week one week.
"He was swearing like a black" - my Grandad.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:08, archived)
My Grandad calls them 'Cherry Blossom Paddies'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
oh god yes. racist grandparents.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)
How many of them do you think would just use it as an excuse to post something incredibly racist?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)
all of them. that's the beauty of it.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)
'calling them pakis was good enough for my granddad why isn't it ok that I do it'
'bloody nignogs making us change the rules'
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
My favourite one is...
"Why can't we call them Pakis? They're FROM Pakistan!"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:25, archived)
Oh Sammi :(

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)
No-one has ever taken offence when I say I'm going down the chinkies.
I'd like to see sammi back on here, so I can call her a cunt once more.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
'Brits' must be racist too

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)
oh, don't start this, you terrible troll.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
He was totally a racist.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:38, archived)