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HUZZAH!!!
This week you can eat!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
OH DEAR GRIM GRIM GRIM GOD JESUS CHRIST ALL GRIM GRIM MIGHTY EWWWW
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2056875/Liz-Jones-baby-craving-drove-steal-husbands-sperm-ultimate-deception.html
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)
"One night, after sex, I took the used condom and, in the privacy of the bathroom, I did what I had to do. Bingo."
Shit Gonz, you better start eating the evidence. Just incase.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)
I think she means she did what she didn't have to do,
and, in fact, shouldn't have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
She squeezed baby gravy from a used johnny up her clunge MGT.
I don't think there is a good way to say that.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)
I once read a story about a guy who steals nappies from cancer wards and text-tubes from STI wards, and eats them.
He wants to get _every_ sti there is, all at once. I think the artical was in BMZ or something like that, he called himself The Human Garbage and I think he was from new york.

Liz Jones is about equal to him.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)
Text Tubes will one day replace the Kindle.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:58, archived)
The place where you stop reading is where it says 'Liz Jones'

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:43, archived)
this link is new on /talk, well done
think psychochomp posted it on off topic before tho, so your like him but not as good really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)
and you're like frisbee adam but not as good
actually, that's unfair. you both suck
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:57, archived)
BAN HIS TITS OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)
oh what, bit harsh that, leave it out balders i'm the good guy here i stood upf or you when everyone else wanted you banned i did and this is how you repay me
out of order that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)
For what it is worth, I like you.
Unless I find out I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:05, archived)
i like you too, i hope we can be special friends

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)
i like adam, i reckon he's alright actually, bet he's a demon in the sack, all that frisbee flingin must keep him dead fit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)
I bet he does it doggy style

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:22, archived)
Jumps up and grabs it in his teeth?
AND the frisbee, etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:26, archived)
Damnit Beardo, now I'm thinking of them as the twins in the porn version of The Shining.
You've RUINED it for me.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:00, archived)
hah, what's the porn version of the shining called?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:03, archived)
the cocking

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:04, archived)
The Dicking

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:07, archived)
the shy minge

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:07, archived)
the spunking

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)
The Spreading

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:13, archived)
Fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:14, archived)
whoa

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:15, archived)
The Shy Minge

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)
ahhh its like you copied quentin oftitwank

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:27, archived)
he clearly did, he posted his 2 minutes after i did mine
he should hire me as a writer for him
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:30, archived)
I didn't though.
I was just slow.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)
Adam's alright really, in my books, he's safe enough, if you take him for what he is.
This quintin fella though, is a bit of a blue namer who's trying a little bit to hard to break through into the purple name teratory.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)
calm it sunshine, tricks ain't worth a dime

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:21, archived)
Autistics also have trouble interpreting people's attitude and feelings.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:28, archived)
they also tend to repeat themselves, eh sunshine?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
Sunshine

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:33, archived)
bit cloudy at the mo

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)
I don't really want to know about your urine, soz

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)
they both have their good and bad days

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:23, archived)
I feel the other way round.
How intriguing.
More to the point, what is the use of that u in intriguing?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)
it gives the 'i' an "ee" sound,
rather than the an "eye" sound it might otherwise acquire without a double 'g'.

Also it is there to maintain regularity as the gerund of "intrigue".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
g is softened by i, as a general rule.
the u makes it a hard g, just like in guile and guild and guinness and anguish.

i know, gilt doesn't fit. English doesn't have a lot of consistent sense
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)