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a great dane fucking dawn french

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
the local radio was saying "skinny women shouldn't advertise chocolate because it puts women off buying it"
and i thought about it and the ONLY chocolate advert with a woman which i could think of featured dawn french, who has been quite pretty at times but who is very definitely not skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:47, archived)
I would
for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
I liked her in that rabbit costume she wore in The Young Ones that time

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
I'd like to gaffer tape a chocolate orange into her mouth and have her
attempt to mumble " Ish nop terrys, ish moine" whilst rogering her from behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)
yep yep
this is all in order.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
ding dong
all quite tickety boo
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)
haha yeah except the milk tray adverts, cadbury's flake advert, bounty advert and all the other chocolate adverts with women in you couldn't think of.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
I CAN'T THINK OF THEM i am sorry
they obviously aren't memorable.

or, my brain filters out the ones that do not say "it's ok to eat chocolate even if you are fat"
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
despite your mass, the world doesn't revolve around you, binky.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)
i buy chocolate which i like not ones which i see adverts of.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
yeah don't care

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)
thanks mike woz ere, it's been a pleasure, well, it's been a break from tedium

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
I bought a 125g bar of Galaxy the other day because it was 93p,
but then I eated it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)
turkish delight advert

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)
you know the Cadburys Flake advert where she's in the bath and the phone's ringing and there's a gecko sat on it or a lizard or something
well yeah, that
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
Don't know what you're talking about, literally all I can think of is Terry's Chocolate Orange adverts with Dawn French in, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)
prick
I was getting this one

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMwMKJhaf7A

confused with this one

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMwMKJhaf7A
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)
The Caramel Bunny is quite skinny

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
that's not a real woman, edd

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)
D:¦

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)
I'll be honest here, I'd like to kick her in the face

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
The bird in the Galaxy advert is alright.
She hides the stuff from herself so she might be a bit mental.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
wait i vaguely remember some women giggling with malteasers

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
i dont remember their weight though
but malteasers are alright
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)
fuck malteasers, malteasers are made of polystyrene and congealed goat diarrhoea
fuck malteasers right in the fucking ear
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)
they were ballet dancers,
unless that was a different one.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
no that was a vicar of dibley christmas special
why can't you women think of anything besides dawn french?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:13, archived)
there's no room for anything beside Dawn French.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)
I'll be honest here, I'd like to push a Cadburys Flake up her wee hole

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)
You know, I think she might like that.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)
Cadbury's Flake used to be advertised by a woman in the bath.
I hardly see why a skinny woman would put anyone off their chocolate, though. I mean it's the basis for Special K's entire campaign.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)