Cnuts & Ladders
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have recently partaken in a cunt-off. I lost. Please see www.b3ta.com/board/10671030 and let me know how I can now go one better. Ta everso, much love, etc
(darfbozo, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:51, archived)

have you considered killing yourself

( vladimir, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:53, archived)

You blithering shitbox
/ac
( Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:54, archived)

This is only /ac because this cunt deleted his first thread where I called him a blithering shitbox
The blithering shitbox
( Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:55, archived)

I DIDN'T MEAN IT
COME BACK TO THE WARM /TALK BOSOM, WE LOVE YOU REALLY NEW PERSON
( Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)

www.livius.org/a/turkey/ephesus/ephesus_artemis_selcuk.JPG
( vladimir, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)

SUCKLE FROM ONE OF OUR MYRIAD TEATS
DRINK THE BITTER INTERNET LIQUID
( Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:06, archived)

Please be very quiet as if you were dead.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:54, archived)

Operation
Except, instead of a operating on a man to remove body parts and avoid lighting up his nose, you kill youself
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:54, archived)

I need a poo

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10671070
(herman:D, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)

So its true what they said ...
You really are a bunch of cunts
(darfbozo, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:55, archived)

Do your own homework

( Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:56, archived)

Oh noes :'(((((((((
Did we make you do a sad?
Why not fuck off back to /board and wank over some vectors.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:57, archived)

They told you to come over here, knowing full well everyone would tell you to fuck off
Aim your anger at them. Or just kill yourself.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:00, archived)

sorry, if you suddenly burst into a bit of the internet you've never been to before
and start spamming the shit out of it, did you expect the response to be praise, adulation and cream cakes?

You deluded, naive, pointless, petty, cheap, quivering little shitweasel.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)

cunt's what?

( vladimir, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:56, archived)

you are an adult and yet have not learned not to use an apostrophe with a plural?
hang self
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:56, archived)

hang's elf
( vladimir, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:57, archived)

And you obv can't read clever-arse. I didn't make the game.

(darfbozo, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:57, archived)

Obv? Nice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:04, archived)

alright, hang him for me then
tnx
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)

aw, are you a student?
I bet you thought this was really witty
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:58, archived)

SQUAWK!
*does a shit on your stupid fucking game.*
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:00, archived)

Hooray!! Alright Bollocks Parrot!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)

*steals a hat*

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)

Oh, you cheeky parrot!
Have some millet, you loveable prick.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:06, archived)

*dances*
*pecks*
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:09, archived)

e ri
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)

yeah it's bollocks parrot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7IZmRnAo6s
( vladimir, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:04, archived)

squawk boogie woogie boogie woogie squawk

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:06, archived)

almost easter, when mr cadburys parrot gonna kick your ass bP

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:19, archived)

oh I would pay to see this.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:30, archived)

i have come back during non-work hours
just because you're here, bolly polly.

have a cuttlefish
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)

HAHA YEAH MAN!
*PUNCHES AIR*
( MONO!, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:11, archived)

i dunno, stop making shit board games and get a life?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:19, archived)

He is quite a sad sack,
isn't he.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)

OH WOWSERS!
now, fuck off back to the student union bar and chat up that girl who is never going to fuck you in a million years.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)

I've seen that done twice on b3ta previously.
But that's okay.

I am agreeing with those calling you a student.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)