I just had a look at /board for the sake of international relations.
it's just a man in a cupboard, isn't it?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:12, archived)

some people have artistic talent but it's mostly twitchy gifs
I dun geddit
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:20, archived)

it's all just that dull photo of a man with a croissant.
and then they all congratulate each other for posting a dull photo of a man with a croissant.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:30, archived)

Artistic talent can fuck off.
Borad was better when it was about being funny. Or at least trying to be funny. Not wanky art. If I wanted to see some art, I'd buy a discounted calendar of dog photos.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:25, archived)

But it's not funny, either

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)

Yes.
I agree.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:29, archived)

I don't want them over here though
with their woos and yays and houplas.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:35, archived)

/TALK FOR /TALKERS!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)

Blood, soil,
honour, FATHERLAND!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)

You get me?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)

I was going for funny rather than nazi but ok

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)

ein volk, ein /talk, ein bratwurst!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)

Less people. less talk
MOAR SOSSIDGE!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)

DAS BRATWURST IS KAPUT!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)

ICH LICHTEN NICHTEN!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:58, archived)

I think you mean RUFEN SIE EIN TAXI BITTE

( Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:51, archived)

Ja!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:05, archived)

Who says Nazis can't be funny?
ZOMG HILTER ON THE BUS!!!1
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)

Naughty hitler; no soup for you.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:48, archived)

NAZI!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)

TRIFLE!!!!!!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:51, archived)

BOKKO LOL CHEESE FRESH!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)

HEDGE FUND BONGO BONGO BONGO

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:54, archived)

MARZIPAN!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:57, archived)

This is all good stuff

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:59, archived)

He was a bit naughty, wasn't he?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)

eddegg.com/misc/doylewoo.gif
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:43, archived)

DAMMIT EDD

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)

Comic Sans,
font of champions.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:48, archived)

Yeah I mean I could post SBPs all day but because I don't vector it I'll get hounded off
NO JUSTICE
( Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)

Reminds me of the bullying I got over there for Dedd Cat.
Fucking fellatines.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)

what is this dedd cat?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)

207.44.242.20/board/6392173
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:58, archived)

They just don't get you man.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:01, archived)

i like that all the comments on this one are just from talkers:
207.44.242.20/board/6382378
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:04, archived)

207.44.242.20/board/6380572
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)

207.44.242.20/board/6355420
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:08, archived)

BIGGAR!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:13, archived)

Good days.
That was when people on /talk liked each other and we'd all click I LIKE THIS so our shit would pollute their populol page.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)

There's not enough left anymore.
We are dinosaur :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)

they'd get so angry

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:21, archived)

That was back when it was all cliques, as far as the eye could see.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)

And there was a difference between the dayshift and the nightshift.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:29, archived)

And we all pretended to like and respect really really shit people just because they happened to post on the same board as us.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:47, archived)

I'm glad I never had to suffer that. Hey, I've still got my 3litan card, we're real life friends.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)

FUCK YEAH.
It's odd how things crumbled when that broke down.
Like, I used to post some load of wank and everyone would would be nice and if someone real said "that is a load of wank" everyone else would be all "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT TO BALDMONKEY. HE IS BALDMONKEY. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US."
Or, Lu; a council house, pikey, mentally ill, alcoholic single-mum with deliquent children would post a pious comment telling everyone how they should live their lives and everyone would act like we must obey, for she is wise and has a low profile number.
Then the front page link came, the sense of community was shattered and we all realised that we were pretending to like a bunch of fucking pricks.
Now we all hate each other for being mirrors which relentlessly expose to us our broken lives.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)

Dude it's too early in the day for this kind of introspection

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)

Look at it though;
of the people who stayed, the majority of us are bitter and nasty now. SSG used to be a Good Bloke. Now all he does is WITHER people. Same goes for most of us.
The really shit people all left because they got upset when everyone realised they were really shit. And a load of the actually good people left, only returning briefly now and again before finding it too bitter and nasty and leaving again.
You fucking midget whore.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)

I don't remember any of this.
I'm glad you have fond memories of the old days though. It's a shame you are not happy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)

I don't hate any of you :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)

+you cunt

( Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)

+cat legged owl shit

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)

The good people left because the ratio of interesting:shit people got too bad
We used to have discussion threads and go to bashes and it was nice but now there's a load of pricks and people have split off into distinct camps. Eh, things like that rarely last, anyway.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)

i am truly sorry that i hurt you by withering

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:25, archived)

haha
WITHER
( WormuIus, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)

Too long; eggn't read.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:02, archived)

I'm clicking this and I'll hate-fuck anyone who disagrees, with a rake.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:03, archived)

I DISAGREE
Just for the hate fucking really
( Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)

You saucy bitch.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)

I'm not sure what my point was, but I will say this, Supermatt was, is and will be a fucking nonce.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)

You forgot to call Mykeyboy fat.

( WormuIus, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 0:28, archived)

YOU WENT OVER THE LINES!!!!
GUARDS, BURN THE HERETIC!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)

Johnny Catfish.
May he rest with the fishes :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)

NO. Because he'd make them all pregnant.
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BECAUSE HE WASN'T MEANT TO DO BABIES BUT DID!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:12, archived)

O< ----- QOL

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:14, archived)

BUT YOU WERE IN THE NEWSLETTER!
you should be regarded as a god among those filthy peasants.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:48, archived)

Oh man, this makes me sad.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:49, archived)

I need to do a SBP
I have an IDEA for one
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)

Don't be too good at drawing
Enough of you shower have upstaged me
( Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)

what if you can't draw at all?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:56, archived)

Then you're on par with me

( Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:57, archived)

Aww man, you're always so down on Theo.
Try a little Theo love, it'll warm your heart.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:59, archived)

I did one on a Tomy Megasketcher
and me and Baldmonkey done a song once. It was BEEZER!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)

Wow mister, that sounds ace!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:02, archived)

It was Little Jimmy
It was
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:05, archived)

I might animate it
YEAH
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)

Well SOR-RY

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)

I HATE YOU

( Theoban What of it, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:33, archived)

*PUKES*

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)