HI EVERYONE!
YOU LOOK PRETTY TODAY!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:27, archived)

Thanks!
That was just the boost I needed. :)
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:28, archived)

Cheers, I've really made the effort today and it's about time somebody noticed

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:30, archived)

oh gosh BM, so nice of you to notice. I just had my hair done.
I hope there will be more of your spiffing blog today!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:31, archived)

I'm not so sure.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:31, archived)

CHEERS BM, I NEEDED THAT BOOST
THANKS VERY MUCH, YOU LOOK LOVELY TOO XX
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:31, archived)

Are you taking the piss?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:32, archived)

oh fuck off you bitter prick.
even when he tries he gets shot down.
wankers like you are killing /talk
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:33, archived)

You're all being sucked in with his lies.
You're all sheeple.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:35, archived)

you evil cunt, trying to besmirch the good name of baldmonkey!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:35, archived)

i'm not going to mention his girlfriend grinding creepy old men's cocks here

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:40, archived)

probably best you don't mention her being groped by korean businessmen for a living Q

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:41, archived)

i certainly won't, i'm not risking being modded again

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:46, archived)

best not annoy the cry baby shitcunts online Q.
cause of course, taking the piss never means them.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:48, archived)

psychochomp isn't a crybaby shitcunt, it doesn't even bother him at all that people on the internet know his girlfriend takes money off perverts in exchange for kneading their balls in her underwear
but she's budz with cr3, so you can't say things like that or he'll ban you :(
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:50, archived)

Stop being a dick quentin

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:57, archived)

are you deleting because you're not upset about us discussing your girlfriend's cock pleasing career choice?
which i would not mention as i don't want to get banned
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:57, archived)

he's not at all thumping the keyboard with rage.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:58, archived)

it's like he thinks its our fault his girlfriend didn't do better at school and get a proper job
so she's forced to wiggle her bum on the crotches of people who hang around Coral in exchange for cash

which i will not mention, as i don't want to get banned
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:00, archived)

Are you being a terrible bully, Quentin?
You shouldn't, you know. It's not nice.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:11, archived)

ahaha! sadtimes chompy, sadtimes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:58, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7555696
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:43, archived)

the chinese do it with shark cocks, so i guess

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:47, archived)

ok?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:43, archived)

yeah good thanks, you?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:48, archived)

wan­ker
love BR1CKPOT
(BRICKPOT The mods are pricks, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)

Fat.
That was just the Boost I eated.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:35, archived)

i AM wearing new clothes
thanks
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:48, archived)

they're so new they re made from tinfoil?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:11, archived)

It's 2001 and we are all going round in rocket cars

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:20, archived)

How do you know, are you looking at me?
*searches for cameras*
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:52, archived)

no matter how much you wish they were, no-one is looking at you, fradam

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:56, archived)

not even his work gives a fuck :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:57, archived)

But how does baldmonkey know then, hm?
Tell me that, smartarse.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:00, archived)

fraduccino

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:06, archived)

aw man, psychochomp's doing loads of deleting
he should be banned for that kind of thing
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:02, archived)

i hope he's ok
i didn't mean to upset him :(
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:25, archived)

PRETTY FUCKING AWFUL!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:07, archived)

Don't steal bm's punchlines, he'll only go on a killing spree.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:10, archived)

fankoo.

( jenpots, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:30, archived)

hello.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:36, archived)

'ello Mr Pig
are you well?
( jenpots, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:36, archived)

tip top thanks potsface.
How're you?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:37, archived)

Grand.

( jenpots, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:40, archived)

I don't get a hello anymore?
:(
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:47, archived)

ugh, such a needy prick.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:47, archived)

I'm...so...roneryyyyy
so roneryyyy
so ronery and sadry arooone
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:53, archived)

don't you have to shove a duster up your arse and do some cleaning for mistress?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:57, archived)

Again, I'm at work
Jesus Christ mmps, how are you not processing this?
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:59, archived)

oh ah! you're going to get SUCH a beating when you get home!!!!
poor little frisbeeroonie :( submissive bitch.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:02, archived)

media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2c8xvXN6w1r5m6ua.jpg
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:05, archived)

:((((((((

( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:14, archived)

pric­k
love BR1CKPOT
(BRICKPOT The mods are pricks, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)

Oh hi baldmonkey
I seen a bird the other day. It was one of those hawk birds, I think.
It was doing that hovering thing that they do when they've seen a small animal what they want to eat.
Then some crows chased it away.
It was well cool. Want me to write this up for your blog or summat?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:34, archived)

i saw a duck.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:38, archived)

but can you duck a saw?!
*throws circular saw blade*
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:43, archived)

*loses head*

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:45, archived)

My parents saw a sparrow hawk killing a crow in their back garden at the weekend.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:41, archived)

r
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:42, archived)

His poor paents :(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:06, archived)

U HAZ A CANDUL!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:42, archived)

OMG!
THIS IZ BETTER THAN MY REAL BIRTHDAY!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:06, archived)

pric­k
love BR1CKPOT
(BRICKPOT The mods are pricks, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:06, archived)

I saw a seagull eating the body of a pigeon at the bus station yesterday.
It kept pecking at it and throwing it about, the hundreds of other pigeons were all :(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:50, archived)

wan­ker
love BR1CKPOT
(BRICKPOT The mods are pricks, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:04, archived)

Hey BM.
I've got a new white tshirt on today, I hope no one throws any beetroot at me.
You also look smashing.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:37, archived)

oh no! that'd be awful. I'm going to stress about this all day now :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:40, archived)

are you wearing it with a black leather jacket?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:47, archived)

eh?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:58, archived)

Oh, very good.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:59, archived)

Bravo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:03, archived)

no.
I took the risk and didn't bring a jacket to work.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcL0mjMjw&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:16, archived)

I'm wearing a t-shirt I bought from Alton Towers about 10 years ago
Beat THAT!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:05, archived)

*punches you in chest*

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:14, archived)

*asthma attacks*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:16, archived)

*kiss of life, with tongues*

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:29, archived)

ok

( mongychops, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:03, archived)