I bit your bum though
That counts for something
( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:04, archived)

Hot ding!
I might make a rice pudding while the oven is on.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:07, archived)

Devon knows how they make it so creamy

( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:07, archived)

With cream.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:07, archived)

Slower, slower, I'm trying to write this down

( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:10, archived)

Rice pudding, the most unfulfilling of all pudding.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:20, archived)

Your mum must have been utterly fucking shit.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:27, archived)

No'ffence like.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:30, archived)

yours was excellent
especially last night
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:40, archived)

That's very thoughtful of you.
My dad's having his kidneys scanned on Monday so he's been a bit lax on the old rumpy pumpy duties recently. Thanks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:44, archived)

it's fucking grim, rice and milk does not make a pudding

( mongychops, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:18, archived)

But what about the skin on it???????????
That's the best bit
( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:21, archived)

that is proper grim too, i'm no fan of these working class puddings

( mongychops, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:22, archived)

never took you for a snob mongy, thought you were a man of the people

( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:27, archived)

i'm not a fan of anything that dinner ladies forced me to consume, rice pudding, gypsy tart and egg flan can all get fucked

( mongychops, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:31, archived)

never had gypsy tart
you southerners and your fancy food
( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:32, archived)

it was some form of coffee tart thing, who thought a coffee flavoured thing should be fed to 8 year olds is a fucking cunt

( mongychops, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:43, archived)

Sounds pretty lol to me.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:45, archived)

No.
But milk and rice and sugar and cream and vanilla and nutmeg makes a pudding.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:42, archived)

yeah, then you have to stir jam or chocolate into it to make it taste nice, fuck that i'll have onion rings cheers

( mongychops, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:49, archived)

NUTMEG?
I ain't a Starbucks
( Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 11:52, archived)

That's still warm, lumpy milk.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:38, archived)

Yeah you need to add tonnes of shit to it to make it taste nice.
Leave the fucking rice out in the first place.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)

anyone who eats rice that doesn't live within walking distance of a paddy field is a cunt, i'm surprised at shambles lack of rules here

( mongychops, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:47, archived)

I fucking love a bit of rice pudding, with a drizzle of golden syrup.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:01, archived)

I might just copy you now.
It'll do me for breakfast for a few days.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:01, archived)

And this is why you're better than all of these people and always will be.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:48, archived)

Vile. Anyone who enjoys eating a pudding with the appearance and texture (and probably taste) of congealed spunk is clearly a massive gay.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:05, archived)

I can't work out if you've never seen rice pudding or never seen spunk.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:03, archived)