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Well, no
I don't have any misspelt tattoos, I've never been on Take Me Out, and I always put a little "Next Customer" divider thing down on the conveyor belt at the supermarket after my shopping, because I'm not an inconsiderate cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:41, archived)
But if no one queues behind you then the poor shop assistant who so politely served you has to put it back for no reason.
That's pretty inconsiderate.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:45, archived)
But it does saves them having to turn the belt off, so it's a good thing really.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:49, archived)
That's just fucking lazy.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:03, archived)
Plus I've never been shit enough to have to spend my time scanning things through a till.
So I have no idea how that shit works.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:03, archived)
Mono is unobservant
Also everyone who has ever worked in a supermarket for even a day is shit

You heard it here people. Church.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:15, archived)
There is a reason.
The conveyer belt usually has a sensor so that it stops moving when something reaches the end.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:50, archived)
SO YOU KNOW AND YET STILL FLOUT SOCIAL CONVENTION?
I hope someone snaps and punches you in the eye next time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:00, archived)
You only do it because your fear of your shopping getting muddled with someone else's runs in both directions.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:14, archived)
The only thing I enjoy about visiting the supermarket
Is watching the rising tension in the people either side of me when I don't put the Next Customer divider on the conveyer.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:49, archived)
I hate you. I hate you so much. I will kill you one day, possible with one of the dividers

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:59, archived)
No you won't
You'll stare at me in disbelief, all the time thinking "He's not doing it. He's not putting the divider in. How will the checkout girl know where his stuff ends and mine begins? OhGodohGodohGod"
And then you'll place it there and glare resentfully at me, as I am lolling inside.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:07, archived)
I'm going to stab you with a sharp edge

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:12, archived)
for some reason, i thought you were a girl

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:58, archived)
Is that the only reason you've been nice to me?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:00, archived)
Welcome to the internet.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:06, archived)
I sent him a picture of my tits and all :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:11, archived)
stop changing your name

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:13, archived)
oh airight then :(

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:17, archived)
my wife told me off
for giving someone evil stares when they didn't put the divider down the other day.

Calm down she said it's no big deal. She has no sense of perspective
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:18, archived)
She sounds like she needs a punching
Don't hit her face though, go for the stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:22, archived)
Fantastic idea
Then I'll have a genuine story for qotw, which everyone will undoubtedly love.
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:03, archived)
I was in the supermarket the other week and didn't put the divider thing down, because there wasn't one spare.
There were about 4 people in front with 1 item each, each with their little divider in place. The family behind me waited awkwardly until well over half the belt was empty before daring to place their shopping down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:33, archived)