When did the first two vowels appear?
Before U and I were born.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:16, archived)

That does it.
Shut it down. Shut everything down.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:17, archived)

Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:34, archived)

Fuck off back to mumsnet.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:19, archived)

I ent never even trolled mumsnet.
Don't have the time or inclination.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:21, archived)

Fookin' 'ell

( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:25, archived)

i'm not coughing so much this afternoon

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:31, archived)

there's always the worry that it might develop into a secondary infection though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:31, archived)

yeh but hopefully i'm past the worst
let's all keep our fingers crossed that it doesn't get worse
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:33, archived)

I think you'll be fine.
Just smoke slightly fewer fags and that for a while.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:35, archived)

we're all praying for you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:36, archived)

It would be hypocritical for me to pray for him.
I just hope he's not pretending to have cancer again.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:39, archived)

i'm gonna pretend to cross my fingers not actually do it, is that ok?

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:39, archived)

I think you could pretend to do a little more than that to help your old forum chum

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:41, archived)

thats all i can ask

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:56, archived)

Shit report:
I had a wet squeezy plop, 3/10, very poor.
Then 10 to 20 minutes later, the squits. Sinking feeling and inflamed rectum. 2/10.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:38, archived)

No bumming for you tonight

( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:17, archived)

Thanks, spazzcaptain.
I promise to make it up to you.
x
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:21, archived)

look, if you're not even going to try, then I can't help you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 14:51, archived)