I don't have a cough at all. I'm very healthy.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:29, archived)

wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:36, archived)

I don't think this is an effective measure of how healthy you are

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:44, archived)

that's not nice.
flaunting your not-cancer in SSG's face...

is that still a thing?

fuck off
(likeajackhammer, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:11, archived)

geddit... fuCOUGH!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:11, archived)

i feel a bit sad now what can we do to lighten the mood?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:25, archived)

Jelly and ice cream and pass the parcel.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:32, archived)

see who can wee highest up the wall

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:36, archived)

me obvs

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:41, archived)

Probably someone with a urostomy, particularly if they squeeze the bag really hard.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:10, archived)

u cud still have aids tho lololol

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:11, archived)

It could be a tumor

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:21, archived)

Very common in the early stages

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:22, archived)

This is only to be expected for this late stage of the illness.
It's like people suffering hypothermia suddenly feeling gloriously hot.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:33, archived)

i'm fucking well hot, i sizzle

( mongychops, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:35, archived)