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can't remember if I've had a shit today, might go and see if I can squeeze anything out
alt: Yulia Tymoshenko y/n ?
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:27, archived)
I'm sure there's someone on this forum that can check up your bumhole and find out

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:29, archived)
yeah but he's got me on ignore

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:31, archived)
I get blood in my shit quite regularly.
Should really get it checked but then it goes away. Fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:52, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=92Ju6ljgXog
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:48, archived)
not clicking that might be a virus, soz

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:49, archived)
no need anyway, I sat on the pot and released an impressive array of plops, might want to give it 5 minutes in there now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:08, archived)
the most metal welsh name is gwawr because it is a bit like the metal band name gwar

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:13, archived)
wait why would i want to give your plops 5 minutes

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:14, archived)
Give them time to finish their crossword.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:15, archived)
I mastered the 5 second mud out this one time.
5 seconds from squat to empty and 5 minutes to get my blurter back in.
(#1, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:33, archived)
tell you what right, I'd hate it if my waste pipe turned inside out every time I released my bum treasures, that'd well piss me off

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:59, archived)
can't help noticing no one's tackled the alt question yet though

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:01, archived)
n
She's well past her prime.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:18, archived)
yeah but she's been in prison, must be gagging for it by now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:19, archived)
Prolly stinks of muffy minge muck now.

(#1, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:34, archived)
well no, I imagine the guards would have hosed her down every couple of weeks

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:39, archived)
It's no picnic

(#1, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)
unless you're german
or japanese, they eat each others plops all the time, I've seen it on the internet, they can't get enough of each others plops
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:29, archived)
That is a bit on the odd side.
I quite like curry.
(#1, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:33, archived)
I've said it before, I'll say it again, we should properly drop bombs on them

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:35, archived)
haha remember this advert
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrvLR0pVQ3A
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:39, archived)
I don't,
does anyone else remember the Imperial Leather soap advert that was set in a spaceship, there was a woman in a bath, in space, Spacefish thinks I must have dreamt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:42, archived)
i like the recent one where a fireman is blasting his hose up a naked woman's fanny

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:45, archived)
might write them a letter and ask about it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
maybe you are thinking of this one, they're in a bath on a plane
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nK_O1tpEHY
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:48, archived)
hmm I don't know

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
i bet it is

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:54, archived)
I remember there being like a big round window in the ceiling above the bath,
with space outside of it, and the bar of soap floating in zero G at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:45, archived)
maybe a different soap brand is the issue here

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:47, archived)
I remember those weird cunts, they spent all day every day in the cunting bath and never once got their hair wet
and what the fuck, who gets a fucking bath with their kids watching, fucking child porn, reported 2 modz, I hope you get b&
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:10, archived)
I have had it with these motherfuckin baths on this motherfuckin plane!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:41, archived)
was it this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2JRhXy2kKQ
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
I don't think so, no,
because it's not set on a spaceship which is the primary criteria for it being the spaceship advert that I remember really, although it does look a bit like a 1980s Dr Who set.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:49, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sforhbLiwLA
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
with inflation that's $211.29
which is £126.95
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:54, archived)
calm down clem, ssg is trying to help

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
i didnt watch it that's why i asked

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
maybe it was actually a flake advert

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:54, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7395683
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:55, archived)
there is a flake ad set in a spaceship
but it's too recent so I dunno, it could be a chimera.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:44, archived)
just face facts and admit you're wrong

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:48, archived)
well it's certainly starting to look that way

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:22, archived)
no

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:47, archived)
alright clem fandango

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:48, archived)
no

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
but Limara hoochie totally gets it, her and that slutty Cadburys bunny bitch
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOW8WgdtCb0
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:47, archived)
ffs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:50, archived)
hey we beat Palace 2-0

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:52, archived)
palace are fucking cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:54, archived)
no argument from me there

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:55, archived)
fuck off wank

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:22, archived)