so yeah, obama's in my neighbourhood
anyone got any messages for him?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)

just tell him I said hi

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:12, archived)

yeah ok

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:30, archived)

Can you ask him to produce his birth certificate so I can check to see if he's eligible to be President of the United States or if he's actually just a Muslim born in Kenya?
Thanks.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:15, archived)

Great idea, maybe take some bananas to throw at him too, that always goes down well.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:26, archived)

your mum

( mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:29, archived)

at least she's not dead like SOME people's mums.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:30, archived)

what should i do if he refuses to show me his birth certificate?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:33, archived)

throw your shoes at him

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)

i paid like £60 for these shoes

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:40, archived)

Maybe buy a cheap pair and take them with you?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:41, archived)

Steal some from a tramp, and throw them instead

( Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:09, archived)

ask him something tedious about palindromes,
Thanks.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:17, archived)

is there a longer palindrome than racecar?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:30, archived)

A man, a plan, a canal, something about a hat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)

Aibohphobia
is a joke term used for the fear of palindromes.

Malayalam

the Dravidian language of Kerala

Rotavator

A soil tilling machine...

there are plenty of palindromic sentences though.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:37, archived)

i'm going to click that i like this
i think this forum should be more educational
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:39, archived)

If I typed google.com would that get a like as well?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:44, archived)

/talk needs a 'Don't like' button just for you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)

#hismeatsnakebringsalltheboystotheyard

( Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:01, archived)

Do you really like it? Is it, is it wicked?
#imglovinitglovinitglovinit
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:03, archived)

SELECTA!

( Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:07, archived)

You are a pair of prize twats

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:26, archived)

You probably mean "educative" rather than "educational"
Educative refers to something that educates. Educational is something that pertains to education.

Like "informative" and "informational".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:47, archived)

I find this very informational
^{look at me, being all troublesome like an irksome brute}
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:55, archived)

troublational like an irkative brute

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:58, archived)

I found this post to be very usefive

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:56, archived)

Sometimes being so correctative seems a little confrontationful.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:00, archived)

go fuck yourself, nobody cares

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:06, archived)

something that educates pertains to education

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:13, archived)

Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:39, archived)

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)

(noun) a really big boob

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:51, archived)

Boobs are awesome

( Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:02, archived)

David Caneron is in my area he said to tell Obama
"Get fucked" just passing the message on
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:18, archived)

cameron and obama are visiting a school together near here

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:34, archived)

I am in your 'hood then

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7014383
( mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:20, archived)

i'll show him your artwork xxx

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)

just the usual: "Word up B. Are you a rider?"

( $$ ✅, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:21, archived)

i might roll up to the celtic manor blasting out some snoop dogg
they'll probably have me in the nato summit
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)

Nah, he KNOWS he still owes me that pint.
The tight fucker.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)

ask if he wants to come to the pub for my birthday next month

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:52, archived)

get him drunk, take his power, and rule the united states as the overlord obamanolith

( Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:06, archived)

which pub?
i might turn up and just watch you
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:07, archived)

fat fox, prolly

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:11, archived)

you know he is black yer

( mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:07, archived)