i'm not a builder, soz

( mongychops, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:00, archived)

BEHOLD, MONGY, DESTROYER OF WORLDS
and hearts
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:01, archived)

i'm currently upgrading my dark elixir storage but there is a little fat bloke doing that

( mongychops, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7901708
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:11, archived)

www.ryudroid.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/upgrading-glass-with-hammer.jpg
( mongychops, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:34, archived)

“They would not spotlight a man’s enlarged erect penis for us all to see with our children.”
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/14318576.Woman_blasts_watch_retailer_for_displaying__vile__mannequin_at_Bluewater_shopping_centre
( mongychops, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:46, archived)

lol gusset

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:49, archived)

My children and I stop at every shop window to discuss the effectiveness of the display.
No, really, we do. They certainly don't go around shopping centres being utterly disinterested in anything that isn't food or toys.

All the mannequins at the Anne Summers shop have their gussets on display, too.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:51, archived)

Ms + 42 = bitter spinster

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:53, archived)

More than likely.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:57, archived)

Childless women are always best placed to decide what would offend children

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:58, archived)

she's a parish councillor, she knows about moral values

( mongychops, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:06, archived)

static.batanga.com/sites/default/files/cosas-que-pasan-en-debates-politicos-2.gif
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:07, archived)

lol
oh dear
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:03, archived)

this one's brilliant!
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/14315481.Could_this_be_the_stingiest_sale_in_London__Lee_Green_shop_advertises_discount_of____up_to_1____/?ref=mr&lp=18

“I studied advertising – but then I realised it was evil.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:06, archived)

Dazza posts on B3ta sometimes

( $$ ✅, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:13, archived)

I bet the woman in question is a fat mess with mewling sprogs hanging off her unkempt leg hair

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:06, archived)

Phwoar!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:14, archived)