I have had a nightmare couple of weeks.
All settled down and likely to be a nice productive enjoyable time from here on.

Fill me in on your news over the last month, I've missed you all. Except Dozer.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2018, 8:31, archived)

I don't know, I don't keep a diary.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 8:45, archived)

So, nothing of significance has happened at all in the last couple of weeks?
Figures really, you dullard
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2018, 8:48, archived)

Getting an ultrasound on my dick, next week.
I'll let you know how that goes, if you like?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:06, archived)

Please

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:12, archived)

Will do.
Can't promise photos, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:13, archived)

this and that, y'know

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 8:48, archived)

Yerr.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2018, 8:50, archived)

I slept funny last night and now my shoulder hurts.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 8:48, archived)

It's less than you deserve.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2018, 8:51, archived)

watch it mate or I'll put you on 2.0

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 8:53, archived)

I was looking for a job, and then I didn't find a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 8:56, archived)

Jobs are for suckers.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:00, archived)

alright psychochomp, nice to have you back

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:02, archived)

repointed the brickwork in my garage

( $$ ✅, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:04, archived)

Gnarly

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:05, archived)

Did you take it out with a comb chisel or just go over it?

( mongychops, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:06, archived)

borrowed a mortar raker to gouge out the old shit

( $$ ✅, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:16, archived)

Good , might as well do the job properly

( mongychops, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:18, archived)

did you use a slow hand?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:07, archived)

I ain't done naink, and any cunt says i have is a grass

( mongychops, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:20, archived)

Brexit now , what a hideous watch for 4k
www.jurawatches.co.uk/collections/graham-watches/products/graham-watch-chronofighter-vintage-brexit-limited-edition-2cvas-u12a-blue-strap
( mongychops, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:49, archived)

christ

( $$ ✅, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:52, archived)

4k on any watch is ridiculous...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:54, archived)

Fuck off

( mongychops, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 10:07, archived)

No, u

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 10:17, archived)

Typical troll, dunno why mano doesn't ban you

( mongychops, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 10:33, archived)

Ban me, idc
You want this to be an echo chamber where you all fury-wank over stupidly-priced material things?
Fucking knock yourselves out...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 10:49, archived)

I think you need to turn 360 from your computer and walk away, you are clearly distressed

( mongychops, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 10:57, archived)

If I turn 360°
I'm looking at my computer again...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 11:35, archived)

this is an eco-chamber
we're all into saving the environment here
( $$ ✅, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 11:03, archived)

How mmany environments have you got in your collection now?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 11:36, archived)

Yes, you don't really need more than 1920 x 1080 pixels on a watch

( broadsword, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 11:55, archived)

Perhaps an 8bit version is more suited
www.jurawatches.co.uk/products/rj-watches-moon-invader-pac-man-level-iii-limited-edition-rj-m-au-in-009-10
( mongychops, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 12:02, archived)

WOAH
*buys*
( broadsword, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 12:08, archived)

Jesus.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2018, 10:01, archived)

Respect the will of the people
who want hideous watches.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 10:37, archived)

my train is running late
renationalise now #jc4pm
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:21, archived)

hitchhike

( $$ ✅, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:53, archived)

Roll on April...
(not brexit related)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 9:41, archived)

You ok, hun?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2018, 10:00, archived)

Mentally, yes

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 10:03, archived)

Physically... my body is a temple
Crumbling ruins...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 10:04, archived)

Glad you're on the way up again, Winders.
Been redecorating the house. Just got an old 70's style pine table and benches for the kitchen that Im going to restore and repaint.
Had a bout of man flu.
That's about it, lol
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 11:06, archived)

I went to Florence and met Jesus.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 23 Oct 2018, 11:12, archived)

Alright Windy.
Glad the bullshit is behind you now. I'm starting my new job on Monday; it's my birthday on Friday (clearly the best day on which to have a birthday); my friends have been running a 'guess that film' challenge on Facebook for the past few weeks and it's been very enjoyable; and the last in the 30th anniversary series of concerts for my choir went swimmingly.
( .Yeti., Tue 23 Oct 2018, 11:17, archived)

I broke into London zoo and fucked a variety of different species

( broadsword, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 11:20, archived)

you're living out my dream

( $$ ✅, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 11:21, archived)

I'm seriously considering leaving a mates wedding reception early so I can get back to Glasgow to catch a night time showing of They Live.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 11:29, archived)