my new sports kit came this afternoon, so no complaints there

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:26, archived)

One of those Euro Super League kits? The ones going cheap yeah?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:45, archived)

lol
OK, I am fully expecting the piss to be taken here, but it is a cordless jump rope
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:48, archived)

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:50, archived)

What

(dribble, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:58, archived)

It's for when you want to do skipping as cardio but your ceilings are too low

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:03, archived)

No back yard?
If you're in a flat, downstairs will love you
(dribble, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:05, archived)

I'm in a house so no worries there
and I do have a back yard, but next door's kids never f'ing shut up so I'd rather the peace and quiet
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:07, archived)

oh, you mean the no-trip spastic special?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:06, archived)

that's the one

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:07, archived)

turtle power!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Apr 2021, 17:10, archived)

I feel like I might have missed something here. Isn't a cordless jump rope just handles?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 23 Apr 2021, 19:32, archived)

yes and no
handles with a steel cord and a plumbline weight attached, so you do feel the heft of the 'rope' when you swing them

also they have a Bluetooth app featuring training programmes so you can time yourself, measure calories burned, etc.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 19:40, archived)

lol plumb line

( broadsword, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 19:49, archived)

rn mm
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Apr 2021, 19:54, archived)

mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
Once there was this man who
Handles with a steel cord and a plumbline weight attached, so
You do feel the heft of
The 'rope' when you try to swing them
He didn't have the app featuring the training pro-grams
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mn
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 21:55, archived)

ok this is the shittest thing i've seen here, and i've seen some shit

( broadsword, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 22:23, archived)

I like this

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 22:52, archived)

there's English in here somewhere, fighting to get out

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 23:06, archived)

HARD BREXIT NOW

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 24 Apr 2021, 9:29, archived)