I have been spared that so far
Perhaps they know exactly what kind of person would be interested in the history of springs - SMALL-MINDED JINGOISTIC BIGOTS LIKE YOU
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:21, archived)

But Nige is trying to make me invest my money with him
he keeps telling me to take back control of my investments, and let him have them. I'm not sure, I really am not sure. He seems plausible and yet something's making me suspicious.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:23, archived)

if you can't trust Nigel, who can you trust?
He likes a pint of beer for God's sake - what more do you need?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:24, archived)

Yeah, you're right
he speaks his mind and he doesn't care what anyone thinks. He can have my twelve pounds and I'm sure by this time next year I'll be a millionaire.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:30, archived)

I've donated £50 to Laurence Fox's charity.
He's raising money to buy medication for poor children in Africa. Did you know that some of them have no access to cocaine?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:43, archived)

Care of Popbitch:
A few years back, Laurence was lined up to host a pilot episode of a TV entertainment show – but the shoot did not go well. After seeming alright for the day leading up to filming, Lozza suddenly became very weird on camera. Bleary-eyed, erratic, no-one could figure out what had gotten into him. They later discovered it was a massive amount of cocaine – which he'd apparently tried to counterbalance with a touch of ketamine.

Needless to say, he didn't get a call back.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:58, archived)

We've all done it.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Apr 2021, 8:59, archived)

What an epic spazmo.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Apr 2021, 9:40, archived)

garold, you mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 9:40, archived)

he'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Apr 2021, 9:43, archived)

Oh do grow up!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 9:58, archived)

+You act like stupid kids

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Apr 2021, 10:16, archived)

Instructions unclear, threw up, pls advise.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 22:19, archived)

Springoistic, surely

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 9:24, archived)

vg

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 9:30, archived)