May the 4th Be With You!
morning
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 4 May 2021, 7:34, archived)

Smeggy morning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 May 2021, 7:46, archived)

Haha, live long and carry on!
You know, like on those mugs/cushions/fridge magnets/posters/every-fucking-thing
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 May 2021, 7:56, archived)

Love, Laugh, Live Long And Prosper

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 May 2021, 12:17, archived)

ok yeah this is a lot better than my effort

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 May 2021, 12:48, archived)

Independence GAY, I call it

(dribble, Tue 4 May 2021, 8:00, archived)

Might rim a romulan

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 May 2021, 8:16, archived)

might bugger a Bothan

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 May 2021, 8:20, archived)

might grope a Gelf

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 May 2021, 8:22, archived)

might mangle a Muppet

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 4 May 2021, 8:33, archived)

might frell a ferengi

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 May 2021, 9:56, archived)

Might bugger a borg

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 May 2021, 10:07, archived)

mcbeefy

(dribble, Tue 4 May 2021, 9:44, archived)

yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 May 2021, 10:20, archived)

use the Force, Kirk

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 May 2021, 8:59, archived)

Luke, I am your farter
ppft pffft pppfffftttttt
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 4 May 2021, 9:12, archived)

FUCK YEAH MAY 4TH WOOHOO
morning
( broadsword, Tue 4 May 2021, 9:24, archived)

Morning
Today I am mostly wrapping things in seaweed, which is fucking easy. But if the bitch next to me yanks the tray off me one more time, I'm gonna smack her with it.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 4 May 2021, 10:09, archived)

Smack her now, pre-emptively

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 May 2021, 12:26, archived)

I have a hangover

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 May 2021, 10:13, archived)

I have defied science and medicine by not having one, it's a miracle
4-hour, 5 course boozy Italian lunch followed by several limoncellos - I should be on my arse today
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 May 2021, 10:22, archived)

I remember an add many years ago that read:
I hate hangovers

especially over waistlines
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 4 May 2021, 10:23, archived)

The fatback band, member?

(dribble, Tue 4 May 2021, 10:47, archived)

is this the future?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 4 May 2021, 10:59, archived)

I managed to acquire a 45 of Fatbackin' recently, what a tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERBH9OghL9k

Amazing break at 1:48
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 May 2021, 11:00, archived)

Oh hadn't heard that one before, cheer's

(dribble, Tue 4 May 2021, 11:13, archived)

welcs, bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 May 2021, 11:33, archived)

I've got a fat back... It's fairly well concealed in casual clothing but you don't want to see me in my underpants.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 May 2021, 11:11, archived)

#fatsack

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 4 May 2021, 11:57, archived)

Yeah I had many al fresco pints yesterday, went home, got a text asking to pay my tab, walked back up and had some more

( mongychops, Tue 4 May 2021, 10:59, archived)

that's what bank holidays are all about, shame the weather was shit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 May 2021, 11:04, archived)

Yeah, doesn't look good all week. My daughter took a different place in the end, more a bar nightclub that I've never been in , so no danger

( mongychops, Tue 4 May 2021, 11:11, archived)

So melinda finally found out billy's microchip master plan and said she won't out him but can't be a part of it
expect her to have an 'accident' shortly
(dribble, Tue 4 May 2021, 10:58, archived)

Is this the ending to that line of duty thing that everyone’s talking about?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 May 2021, 11:00, archived)

Chris barrie put the H on his forehead then told nick frost that he was his dad!
and trigger bought him a cornetto
(dribble, Tue 4 May 2021, 11:08, archived)

That’s BAFTA sorted

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 May 2021, 11:10, archived)

50p plot twist

(dribble, Tue 4 May 2021, 11:14, archived)

drimblebly to be outed as an abusive bullying sex pest in 5... 4... 3...

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 May 2021, 12:08, archived)

I am jimmy beck ama

(dribble, Tue 4 May 2021, 12:13, archived)

So say we all.
Fucking hell I feel like shit.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 4 May 2021, 13:46, archived)