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Shithead neighbour just ordered his Alexa to play Bastille at maximum volume, ruining what had been a nice afternoon in the garden.
I've opened my windows and placed my speakers facing his garden but just need a little help with my antisocial playlist.
So far I have:

DJ Assault - Ass-N-Titties
Akinyele - Put it in your mouth
2 Live Crew - Face Down, Ass Up
Easy E - Gimme That Nut
Have Leg - Parappa Goes Hard AF
DJ Shadow - Nobody Speak
The Rugged Man - Cunt Renaiassance
Combichrist - This shit will fuck you up
Peaches - Fuck the pain away

Any other suggestions?
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 13:50, archived)
Yeah just grow up a tiny bit.

(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 13:51, archived)
So, like, play loud jazz or something?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 15:11, archived)
Like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRKX-NZTDVI
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 17:14, archived)
Fuck if I know I hate jazz

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 17:16, archived)
Alright ‘Johnny’

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 18:18, archived)
No real Johnnies please

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 19:02, archived)
+You act like stupid kids

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 13 Jun 2021, 16:52, archived)
All of "Everyone Should Be Killed" - Anal Cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 13:56, archived)
Only 59 minutes. Do you think he'd notice if I looped it a couple of times?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 14:00, archived)
probably not
every song is the same minute of grindcore guitars + drums and primal screaming
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 14:04, archived)
Thinking I might put that on for the waiting room on Monday

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 14:06, archived)
music has proven therapeutic effects

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 14:21, archived)
Well I’m feeling better about things now that I know Anal Cunt are going to get some play time.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 15:16, archived)
That's quite long for a song, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 13 Jun 2021, 16:51, archived)
yes it's actually several songs

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 17:53, archived)
Oh, I'd assumed it was an error for seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 13 Jun 2021, 20:50, archived)
Push the button by the sugababes, not rude but really fucking irritating

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 14:08, archived)
In that case, 'Stupid Ho' by Nicki Minaj.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 13 Jun 2021, 17:40, archived)
Galvanize, you mean

(dribble, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 17:42, archived)
Adding to the noise will definitely endear you to all the other neighbours who are already equally pissed off

(dribble, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 14:11, archived)
It’s just one plus after another!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 15:12, archived)
Would you stop playing with that radio of yours?
I'm trying to get to sleep
(dribble, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 18:37, archived)

Most songs by the Macc Lads are considered horribly offensive.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 13 Jun 2021, 15:26, archived)
Brutha lynch has some lovely stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 15:56, archived)
Geto Boys, 'Fuck You'.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 13 Jun 2021, 16:51, archived)
Chant EN-GER-LAND whilst swigging from a lukewarm can of fosters
Extra points if they’re foreign
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 18:22, archived)
Paint the lawn like a st george flag
or concrete, whatever
(dribble, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 18:28, archived)
paint the lawn like concrete?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 19:22, archived)
The grey, grey grass of home

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 19:29, archived)
Don't forget to like concrete, comment on paint and subscribe to the lawn

(dribble, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 19:52, archived)

youtu.be/4FqbkKh8mro
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 19:49, archived)
Cheers, I'd forgotten about that. Great tune and really gets the message across.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 20:49, archived)

youtu.be/ozgpCd_6iDk
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 20:00, archived)