morning
do you know what can piss RIGHT off? Yodelling dominos adverts, piss off dominos.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 9:45, archived)

u no wot m8
There's a Dominos about 3/4 of a mile up the road from me, and EVERY TIME I order from them the delivery takes LONGER THAN IT WOULD TAKE FOR ME TO FUCKING WALK THERE AND BACK and THE PIZZA IS ALWAYS COLD WHEN IT FINALLY ARRIVES.

I just want that branch to burn down with their staff and drivers trapped in the building, does that make me a bad person????
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 16 Jun 2021, 9:55, archived)

Order a Domino's pizza in the first place makes you a bad person
burning the place down afterwards doesn't really do much to alter that
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:05, archived)

sometimes needs must mate
There's a wise old Scottish saying: You can only piss with the cock you've got.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:06, archived)

Bullshit. You could chop it off and still piss out of the stump.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:17, archived)

You say "every time" - how many times has this happened now?
Would it not be a better idea to order from a different business, if they're so consistently bad?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:17, archived)

um, I think twice
I use them so infrequently that I probably take the view that their delivery drivers have worked out that they only need to drive in a straight line for less than a mile to reach my street, but my hopes are cruelly dashed.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:24, archived)

At 3/4 mile, you could always just pick it up in person
if that's a thing

I don't ever do takeaways so dunno
(dribble, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:27, archived)

that's what irks me innit, it takes them longer to get here than it would take me to get there and pick it up
Might move to North Korea in protest at this affront to my human rights.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:31, archived)

It really is a first world problem
cook a joyless frozen pizza instead and save yourself the price of a London Pint
(dribble, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:35, archived)

I might be working class mate but I'm not THAT working class.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:41, archived)