morning
soz, i was miserable
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 8:01, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 8:13, archived)

how is it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 8:17, archived)

Wet and windy

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 8:32, archived)

haha, 'nanu nanu' oh man, I love Kenneth Williams!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 8:50, archived)

He was so good in Little Britain

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 9:06, archived)

Completely understandable
Lots to be miserable about these days. I still love you though
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 8:18, archived)

the apprentice being positive for covid dropped me in to 10 days isolation,
so my holiday to yorkshire i had been looking forward to since like christmas was cancelled and it made me hyper-sad.

on the up side, i have tried a lot of new beers this last week,
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 8:38, archived)

Dang
I haven't been on holiday in two years now. Actually, I haven't done much of anything in two years.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 9:59, archived)

same

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:19, archived)

I was in Portsmouth briefly yesterday and thought of you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:20, archived)

I'm sorry to hear that.
We're here for you if you want to talk about it.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:26, archived)

Ah ok
I'm in Fareham now, but it's nice to be thought of x
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:29, archived)

Fareham is like, not far though, and probs a bit nicer
I have a vague memory of an awful sports bar right by Fareham station that used to do Heavy Metal karaoke on a sunday night for some reason
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:33, archived)

Yes!
I don't think it's there anymore. I'd forgotten all about that place
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:23, archived)

Fareham's alright
The bit I live in is pretty quiet, which suits me
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:24, archived)

Aww, what a bugger, sorry to hear that.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:09, archived)

Hugz

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 8:20, archived)

my speed triple is delivered today, that will cheer me up

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 8:39, archived)

what, wait, I thought you bought that weeks ago?
I didn't think there was delayed gratification in the world of big bikes? It's ALL and NOW!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 9:05, archived)

It needed a new sprag clutch and the world is on fire so getting one took a while.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 9:19, archived)

u ok hun

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 8:28, archived)

of all the people i would want sympathy from, you are the last

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 8:39, archived)

CHARMING

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 8:43, archived)

hullo m8-o
hope you're feeling a bit better now
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 8:43, archived)

Much better, did spend the week pissed though.
Did some drunk gardening too
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 8:59, archived)

Have you ever showered drunk?
It's a singularly unique experience
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 9:59, archived)

I have, im a big shower beer fan on a hangover too.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:20, archived)

hi
I've been really happy, if that helps at all
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 9:31, archived)

I'm glad there is a balance in the world.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 9:58, archived)

want to hug it out with me?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:23, archived)

only if we can be nude

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:33, archived)

I insist on it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 12:33, archived)

Sorry to hear that.
I initially read that as "moz", which prompted me to google Morrissey, and apparently he's continuing to be an absolute cunt. So if it's any consolation, at least you're not him.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:06, archived)

I bet he loves a bit of social distancing.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:21, archived)

Distance is a concept designed to increase the unnecessary suffering of innocent animals, made by immigrants.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 16:06, archived)

Apparently it’s part of Sharia law, I imagine.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 16:07, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:39, archived)

alright,
how are you? got any fishing in now the season is in full swing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:44, archived)

Not bad , I've done a couple of nights, want the weather to pick up really

( mongychops, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:04, archived)

yeah, been a bit drizzly and grim so far
maybe a heatwve will hit
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:40, archived)