So what have you all got planned for FREEDOM DAY?
Having unprotected sex with South African rentboys? Injecting krokodil and then driving at 110 mph the wrong way down the M4 in an unroadworthy vehicle?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 19 Jul 2021, 6:55, archived)

a street party with bunting,
chicken à la Truss (now with 30% more bleach) and a modern take on the bran tub, where kids can fish for prizes in a full sharps bin
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 7:23, archived)

Might frolic with a finch

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 8:05, archived)

nt mm
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 19 Jul 2021, 8:28, archived)

, chicken à la Liz
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 11:03, archived)

dunno lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 19 Jul 2021, 7:33, archived)

lol!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 19 Jul 2021, 8:28, archived)

work lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 8:05, archived)

I’m going to put the milk in first

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 8:12, archived)

milk in first if brewed in a teapot, milk in last if using a teabag
lol teabag
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 19 Jul 2021, 8:55, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 10:53, archived)

morning
beercan jerk chicken on the bbq, might go for a couple of pints, prolly bugger a bulldog to show my British spunk, vim and vigour
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 9:31, archived)

Nice.
I'm considering wanking a wombat.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 19 Jul 2021, 11:49, archived)

Toast, coffee and a poo

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 9:53, archived)

nah, did all that last week, just gonna have a quiet one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 10:11, archived)

Stay in, keep cool, watch films

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 10:18, archived)

I'm going to enjoy a pint standing at the bar

( mongychops, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 10:39, archived)

Good on yer.
I'm WFH while looking after a toddler, so my day will not be affected by it in the least.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 19 Jul 2021, 11:08, archived)

Nothing really
mostly as we Norn Irish are not in that there England so we ain't free to pass the virus around willy nilly.

Is it just me or does anyone else think Boris has decided yer on your own and good luck as he fucks off to his little house in the country and leaves you all to it.
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 11:59, archived)

Definitely not just you
and the idea that Johnson cares about anything apart from himself is laughable

Go to nightclubs. Spread the virus. Kill the vulnerable.
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 12:15, archived)

fuck all those vulnerable poor people
they don't even vote Conservative
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 12:30, archived)

lol willy

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 19 Jul 2021, 12:31, archived)

lol willy, like a penus lol

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 12:33, archived)

haha we have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 19 Jul 2021, 12:44, archived)

haha yeah imagine if we took ourselves really seriously

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 12:54, archived)

*BRB KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 19 Jul 2021, 12:55, archived)

Dunno who that is, soz

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:00, archived)

Its probably for the best

( TBL I posted this on, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:29, archived)

Of course he has
Imbecilic burst mattress of a man
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:04, archived)

just found out a way to send gazzes to a poster while that poster has you on 2.0
This place is coded so well eh.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 19 Jul 2021, 12:53, archived)

STOP DOZER STOP

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 12:55, archived)

I wonder what he's up to these days.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 19 Jul 2021, 12:57, archived)

I don't

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:10, archived)