Hi there you sorry bunch of helmit's
I've been bitten to shit by mosquitoes and it's really rather irritating.

What else is really rather irritating?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:14, archived)

you seen that footage from Russia?
literally millions of the bastards, swarming so much they're blotting out the sun
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:16, archived)

ugh, no I haven't

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:20, archived)

it's mad
youtu.be/gMuButLwpXc
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:27, archived)

that's fucking horrible

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:55, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:47, archived)

y

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 13:37, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8307428
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:22, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8307436
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:23, archived)

Me too, actually
They don't normally bother me, but I've got loads of bites this year
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:34, archived)

I've got whopper on one of my calves, it's itchy 'af'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:53, archived)

I bet it is, you dirty old bollocks

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:31, archived)

yeah, my willy hangs down to my calves too lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 13:16, archived)

You fuck juvenile cows?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 13:27, archived)

Only when he’s in the mooooood

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 18:00, archived)

something about feeling horny

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 18:27, archived)

This is udderly disgusting.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 22 Jul 2021, 18:54, archived)

But it veals so good.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 22 Jul 2021, 19:25, archived)

I am.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:48, archived)

Being stuck indoors with swollen legs and no fan
Also that Airbnb ad on the radio
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:07, archived)

god I've not listened to the radio in years

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:16, archived)

My mum listens to smooth fm
That stupid ad is always on it. That's why I wear headphones when I'm there
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:36, archived)

3pm fire evacuation, I'm normally in the pub by then

( mongychops, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 13:00, archived)

fire bowel
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 22 Jul 2021, 15:29, archived)

pub bath
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 18:01, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 18:27, archived)

'Levelling up'
Level up my sweaty bumhole
( broadsword, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 13:07, archived)

will do m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 13:43, archived)

Level The willies of other gay spazzes
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 22 Jul 2021, 18:57, archived)

Arseboon Dilbaro

( broadsword, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 13:41, archived)

no real names plz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 13:43, archived)

speaking, how may I help you?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Jul 2021, 13:47, archived)