losing a phone is horrendous, good news
aok here ta, apart from a ludicrous argument with my wife about This Is England
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 21:55, archived)

Now, being somewhat of a professional hater-of-popular-things, I'm guessing you're not so keen on it?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Jul 2021, 22:09, archived)

Ricky Queefardo is keen of meat shops

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 22:22, archived)

I didn't mind it actually, for the most part because it's set in 1983 and the set & costume design was spot on
Bit odd to find a miserable film about northern racist skinheads nostalgic but hey ho
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 7:56, archived)

I watched it. Seemed like some dort of guy Ritchie stuff. Meh

( mongychops, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 22:32, archived)

Not your dort of thing at all then?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 28 Jul 2021, 22:35, archived)

Seems like the kind of chav shit that would have me punting a shoe through the telly
So I won't watch it
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 22:40, archived)

one of my ex-employees is in it briefly, her husband plays one of the main characters
it's really fucking grim
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 7:58, archived)

I can go one tenuous step further - I got chatting to a bloke in Leeds who is the best friend of the actor that plays Milky.
BEAT. THAT.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Jul 2021, 9:33, archived)

Well I’m pretty sure you do live in England Queef, I hope you didn’t back down and say something like, “well perhaps this is France”.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 0:11, archived)

I went all in on it being Belgium
Boy was I wrong :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 7:57, archived)

This Is In Bruges

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 7:59, archived)

Your 'wife' wouldn't happen to be a sock
With a pair of googly eyes sewed on. Would she?

Only I can imagine you being the sort of person who would have an argument with their wank-sock.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 4:49, archived)

yes, I'm married to a sock
got some funny looks at the registry office but I don't care, we're in love, darn it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 7:59, archived)

#sockjokes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 8:00, archived)