Waiting outside Cotswold BMW for mother in law to pick me up after dropping wife's car off for MOT.
Wife's grumpy because I didn't want to just sit here for 3 hours and wait for them to service the car.
Still got to wait half an hour because it wasn't fair to make MIL get up too early apparently.
Bored.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 8:23, archived)

Wait there's a new B3ta newsletter, I'm saved!

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 8:24, archived)

Fuck this I'm calling a taxi

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 8:26, archived)

Two minutes to read the newsletter? I really must get around to joining the patreon

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 13:13, archived)

:(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 8:37, archived)

WOO YAY HOUPLA!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:21, archived)

it's a hard knock life, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 8:38, archived)

kn c

lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 8:38, archived)

lol

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:29, archived)

Good news! Wife has said yes to the estate agent so we'll be buying the overpriced asbestos and lead deathtrap house despite the seller refusing to drop the sale price by a penny!

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:31, archived)

Total bargain at £1.625 mill and I'll get to sleep in the downstairs room the previous owner just died in whilst the builders are making the rest of it suitable for habitation.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:33, archived)

And as an added bonus the next door neighbour who interrogated me when I went to view the house has now told everyone on the road that "doctor x is moving in" and I can expect a long queue of people outside my door waiting to show me their bumholes.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:36, archived)

that was me m8

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:39, archived)

I did know you're a proctoligist

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:42, archived)

Nah, GP with special interest in bumholes

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:46, archived)

anal practitioner

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:51, archived)

Tell them you used to work in donneybrook medical centre

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 13:39, archived)

Finally, it's the dullest post on b3ta, congrats

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 10:52, archived)

I said I was bored

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 12:30, archived)