alright, who's kidnapped Queef Richard's?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 9:33, archived)

he's either on holiday or his liver has finally packed in after the 'weird pale shit' incident

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 9:38, archived)

bollocks, that man's liver could survive a nuclear explosion

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 9:51, archived)

'weird pale shits' are a sign of malfunctioning bile ducts and potentially pancreatic cancer
...as well as liver damage.

#prayformcbeef
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:01, archived)

Queef, yesterday
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:27, archived)

His travel/book series is brilliant

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:55, archived)

Yeah, I've been enjoying that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:50, archived)

I DID ONE PALE SHIT FFS

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:42, archived)

maybe 2can will provide an internet diagnosis

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:46, archived)

Yeah it's probably COVID, there's a lot of it about at the moment.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 12:42, archived)

COVID African bum-AIDS
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:24, archived)

I'm having a fantastic holiday
Great time in Oxford, great time in Winchester: couple of spectacular meals out, Ashmolean Museum, Fishbourne Roman palace, now back in tine and about to watch Dogtown and Z Boys with jr, if she's going to dress like a 'sk8r' she'd best know some history to avoid looking like a bellend in front of real ones. I've ordered her a psychedelic Santa Cruz skateboard too, hope they're still 'cool'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:49, archived)

Santa Cruz stuff is still cool m8
Is she into RipnDip?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:57, archived)

Good news
No idea re ripndip but a quick google tells me I should think so
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:28, archived)

ripndip stuff is quality
ps if you're buying her a full setup then you should invest in decent trucks. They are the part that will last the longest and are likely the heaviest part of the setup, so spending a bit more on a decent, light pair is worth it.

If she's only learning and will only be riding around and not doing any ollies etc then there's no real point in shelling out on a decent deck. A bog standard one will do perfectly well.

Just my tuppence worth mate.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:36, archived)

ah, good stuff

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:01, archived)