morning
I'm having a second try at the sneaker exhibition at the Design Museum today. Hopefully tfl will actually let me get there this time.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:20, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:23, archived)

morning
I've just told my letting agency that I intend to fire them as managers of my flat unless they can convince me not to. I had an 'urgent' plumbing fault reported on July 15th and they've only just completed the work - and this has involved shitloads of calls and emails on my part despite this being 'fully managed'. The only thing I need doing is tenancy renewal and I'm hoping I can find someone online to do this for me as a once a year service with a one off payment. I'm paying the cunts 10% of the rent for doing shit all - when they do the renewal they change extra for that anyway.

/blog
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:38, archived)

I tell you what, this comedy website is the fucking business!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:47, archived)

never the same since spanky got bullied off the site :'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:20, archived)

Have you tried just sneaking in?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:24, archived)

They're wise to that for some reason.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:32, archived)

oh HO!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:39, archived)

You should get the TRAINER! [train there]

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:31, archived)

this is 'lol out loud'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:41, archived)

Don't go mad on the SHOE first, though!!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:42, archived)

He'll be fine as long as he doesn't stick his TONGUE out at them!!!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:43, archived)

have you no SOUL (sole)???

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:44, archived)

No more shoe puns. EYELET [I'll let] you away with that one, but it's the last!!!!!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:12, archived)

ARE YOU GUYS DOING SHOE PUNS?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 12:01, archived)

Shoe 'nuff

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 13:31, archived)

Rather than relying on public transport you could drive there in a vans

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:38, archived)

that's lacist

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:41, archived)

Morning
My kitchen has been ripped out, my living room is full of white goods and crockery, there's no room for anything and it's going to be like this for 2 weeks.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:50, archived)

could be worse, my godmother has had no roof on her house for over a month

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:58, archived)

Bloody hell
I have a roof, it's the flat upstairs
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:10, archived)

morning
if they have any to sell, does that make them sole traders?
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:57, archived)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:06, archived)

monger

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:10, archived)

fish+

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:13, archived)

I heard he knows about that sort of thing.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:54, archived)

I just took my first ever covid test. How exciting, 30 minutes to see if I've got the lurgy or just a cold

( mongychops, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:29, archived)

Good luck sweet prince #praying4mongy

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:40, archived)

I'd quite like the time off. Fella up the pub said lemon juice gives a positive result, but he's a fat palace prick

( mongychops, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:43, archived)

Negative, so I'm just ill then

( mongychops, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:59, archived)

Good news

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 10:01, archived)

You monster.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 10:10, archived)