I've just been clearing out my wallet (not a euphemism) and found a business card a weed dealer gave me
It purports to be a 24hr mechanic service, apparently they 'Speclise With All Cars' and also offer 'Reapair Service's'

That's nice isn't it. What else is nice isn't it.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:24, archived)

anal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:24, archived)

b3ta

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:25, archived)

etc
god I'm bored, only 45 mins til knocking off time though
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:25, archived)

haha we have a nice laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:29, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8310974
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:38, archived)

this place would die on it's arse if I stopped posting

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:51, archived)

I bet you £500 it wouldn't

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:52, archived)

I'd post more

( mongychops, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:54, archived)

righto, the bet's on
off you fuck, Dozer - I'll stick a note in my diary to pay up one year from now if this place has indeed died on it is arse. I'm a man of my word
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 16:00, archived)

Off the end off the month, maybe a live from the lake

( mongychops, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 16:10, archived)

Hope you get good weather

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 16:26, archived)

I'm not fussed. Got an email today warning me that my 19 days left holiday must be taken by end of year, so yeah, got to sit indoors if I must

( mongychops, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 16:57, archived)

Yes!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 15:13, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7568149
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 16:10, archived)

Mushroom soup

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 16:04, archived)

The second-largest French city on the Mediterranean coast

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 16:19, archived)

Oh YOU

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 16:27, archived)

Apparently it was part of Italy until fairly recently
Garibaldi was from there iirc

*may not be true
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 16:28, archived)

Huzzah!

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 17:16, archived)

A plain or coconut-flavoured biscuit.
Thin, rectangular in shape, with rounded bumps on the edges and lightly covered with a scattering of sugar crystals.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 16:25, archived)

6/7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-58472583
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 16:34, archived)

4/7

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 18:11, archived)

Don't fear the reapair

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 16:35, archived)

Cup of tea and a biscuit
only joking, biscuits are shit and tea is really shit
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 19:30, archived)

:(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Sep 2021, 22:13, archived)

Oops, not you obvs

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 22:30, archived)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 23:23, archived)

The National Institute for Clinical Excellence

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 13:03, archived)

Nice

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 14:49, archived)