Patient yesterday told me he'd had "A Bavarian enema".
I assume that involves sausages, beer and an oompah band.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 13:13, archived)

Sounds a specialised klismaphilac.
I found it hard to keep a straight face when I was a GP with some of my patients
One chap told me to try camel meat as an aphrodisiac, he swore it worked for him
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 14:05, archived)

There is nothing more infuriating than patients who think it's their job to tell me what to do.
Might as well just drop my trousers right there and let them give MY bumhole a good prodding.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 18:01, archived)

"Velcome to ze clinic. Now I'm afraid I must prepare you for ze wurst."

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 14:25, archived)

if you're waiting for sausages you're expecting the wurst

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 11 Sep 2021, 15:01, archived)

Yes, well done for repeating the exact same joke.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Sep 2021, 16:29, archived)

IT WAS SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT, OKAY???

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 11 Sep 2021, 16:55, archived)

When people put sausages up your bottom it's the wurst.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 16:55, archived)

I can't think of anything WURS(T)* than having a sausage shoved up the bottom!
*better
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 18:03, archived)

Haha yeah that’s the ‘wurst’* (worst)
*a type of German sausage
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 18:40, archived)

wurst,

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 19:17, archived)

Oh come on put some effort into it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 16:51, archived)

Cheers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 16:51, archived)

Man, you guys are the... least good.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Sep 2021, 20:38, archived)

Fewest

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 16:50, archived)