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Afternoon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 May 2022, 12:09, archived)
And indeed it is

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 May 2022, 12:12, archived)
bollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 May 2022, 12:20, archived)
Whatever they are.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 May 2022, 14:30, archived)
Who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 May 2022, 14:45, archived)
Even the same that I said unto you from the beginning.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:23, archived)
Ah yes. Big Red Bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:01, archived)
alright Clifford, stop licking them

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:15, archived)
I think it’s brb

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:39, archived)
bollocks, right? bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:40, archived)
boring repetitive bin-schtick

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:44, archived)
be right back hahaha oh wait

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:49, archived)
minging offal felching anus humidity authority

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:29, archived)
No authority here

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:45, archived)
Have you not seen my grade 2 offal felching certificate?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 May 2022, 17:30, archived)
55% rh and rising

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 May 2022, 17:28, archived)
That’s right
What to do with my day…
(mosca espanola 🇪🇸🪰, Thu 26 May 2022, 12:22, archived)
delete your b3ta account and then kill yourself?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 May 2022, 12:24, archived)
Are you still posting here?
Just can’t take the hint hey!
(mosca espanola 🇪🇸🪰, Thu 26 May 2022, 12:54, archived)
I'm a well-loved forum contributor mate.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 May 2022, 12:59, archived)
can you BOTH just fuck off?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:11, archived)
after you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 May 2022, 15:13, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:03, archived)
Really? Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:47, archived)
HappyToast

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:03, archived)
Hexachordal

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 May 2022, 16:09, archived)
Syncubus

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:13, archived)
ringofyre

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 May 2022, 16:14, archived)
Legless

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:17, archived)
Amorous Badger

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:24, archived)
spankyhanky

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 May 2022, 16:25, archived)
Prodigy69

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:46, archived)
are we just naming the very worst posters from beeter's heyday?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 May 2022, 16:52, archived)
because if we are then 'fuck off dozers' was a total waste of internet

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 May 2022, 16:56, archived)
-because if we are then 'fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 May 2022, 17:36, archived)
Just when I’d managed to forget

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 May 2022, 17:37, archived)
摆烂

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 May 2022, 12:29, archived)
Decided to do a much overdue spring clean
Just found a bin bag full of clothes. I don't remember buying half of them, never mind wearing them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 May 2022, 12:44, archived)
5

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 May 2022, 13:23, archived)
me too m8

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 26 May 2022, 13:49, archived)
What does “add to my bitesize” mean? Is it a mouth enlargement procedure?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:38, archived)
7/10

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:44, archived)
No, I’m not having it.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:50, archived)
I did too
OK, a couple were guesses, but I still got 7 right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:21, archived)
eat/shit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:37, archived)
Flaccid clocks
/dali
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 26 May 2022, 13:10, archived)
tell the right time twice a day

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:51, archived)
Off to see Top Gun 2 now

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 26 May 2022, 13:15, archived)
Let us know whether it's as homoerotic as 1

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 26 May 2022, 13:19, archived)
I reckon they missed a trick by not casting Ryan Gosling as Goose's son.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 May 2022, 13:19, archived)
or Egg from This Life

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:15, archived)
Fuck, I remember that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:42, archived)
christ it was fucking awful eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:13, archived)
hullo m8
it's bin ends day at Lidl, just snapped up £140-odd of plonk for £68
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 May 2022, 13:41, archived)
Bought yourself the makings of a work leaving do
for one
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 May 2022, 14:49, archived)
got an old mate over for a bbq/all day piss-up on Saturday
perfect timing to get a shitload of wine for fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 May 2022, 14:53, archived)
STAY ABOUT FROM MY BIN-ENDS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 May 2022, 14:51, archived)
just signed my settlement

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 May 2022, 14:54, archived)
what did you agree re. the extra month?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 May 2022, 15:03, archived)
Official final day 31.05, with all £££ paid to me by then
then one month part time with them paying me a minimum of what I'd have got from a month's income insurance. I told them I don't need a contract for June, I trust them to pay me - they are super, super grateful to me for everything I've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:08, archived)
quids in m8, I expect to hear in a few months' time that you've blown it all on MASSIVE DRUGS and high-end booze and have none of it left

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 May 2022, 15:15, archived)
10hrs work a week for a month at about 70% of my old salary? yes please

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:27, archived)
Got my bunting out ready for the jubilee weekend, the whole street will be having a party
and I’m making cakes!
(Runcorn shitty limits, Thu 26 May 2022, 14:53, archived)
I've just made one
Waiting for it to cool before icing it, it's for my sister
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 May 2022, 14:55, archived)
CIFBB&W

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:09, archived)
alright baldmonkey seen a bird

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:39, archived)
That sounds delightful
I hope you have a really great time
(Baggenfork, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:40, archived)
I wonder what kind of cakes they are

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 May 2022, 15:41, archived)
urinal, hopefully

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 May 2022, 15:54, archived)
Uranium

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:07, archived)
no u

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 May 2022, 16:09, archived)
Aluminum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:14, archived)
bit rude

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:27, archived)
I hope you get extremely pustulent buttocks

(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:39, archived)
way ahead of you

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 26 May 2022, 19:59, archived)
alright, 'Richard Shitheels'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 May 2022, 16:43, archived)
Wasn't he the replacement guitarist in Suede?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:47, archived)
that's what I thought, no need for blue language, kids read this site

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:48, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 May 2022, 16:50, archived)

k fl
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 26 May 2022, 17:25, archived)