Anyone looking forward to Eurovision?

(Runcorn shitty limits, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:38, archived)

Let's imagine the standard unit of measurement for Eurovision anticipation is the Wogan; I'm currently at -8 Wogan

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:41, archived)

I’d rather sieve my scrotum

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:44, archived)

Pictures please?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:46, archived)

Only if you subscribe to my OnlyFans

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:51, archived)

F N
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:07, archived)

In you?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:13, archived)

-9 Moser

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:50, archived)

I suggest tossing it in a frying pan afterwards

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:49, archived)

like spam

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:50, archived)

Scrote fritters

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:51, archived)

Don't try it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:06, archived)

Scrote You underestimate my
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 18:19, archived)

ah cha cha chaaa

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:40, archived)

There's a gentleman that's going round
Making his parts crisp and brown
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 18:21, archived)

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( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 22:39, archived)

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( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 22:39, archived)

Scritters
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Mountain_oysters?wprov=sfti1
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:51, archived)

^feels like the Son of Sam

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:06, archived)

^like General Electric

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:13, archived)

I 💘 Eurovision!

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:47, archived)

alright Ian

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:50, archived)

Alright Domm

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:06, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:35, archived)

Does our glorious Brexit victory mean nothing to you

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:51, archived)

Fuck yeah! 🥵🍆💦 major orgasms

( $$ ✅, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:03, archived)

-12 Wogan

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:05, archived)

such Wogan!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:48, archived)

-Eurovision
+Bollocks
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:29, archived)

you have Turnpenny-Fry syndrome
no offence
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:41, archived)

pcg ffg asd afg fg

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 18:24, archived)

No

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:44, archived)

diggety

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 18:26, archived)

yes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 21:12, archived)