Just cut the grass and might crack open a can of Stella

(Runcorn shitty limits, Wed 3 May 2023, 17:45, archived)

Alright ian

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 3 May 2023, 17:57, archived)

Stellaaa, Stellaaa, Stella-ellaaaAa, Ellaaa, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 3 May 2023, 18:16, archived)

On a wife beating tip

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 3 May 2023, 18:30, archived)

I think you should smoke the grass and then the crack, ha ha ha ! ! ! !

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 3 May 2023, 18:32, archived)

I love the smell of freshly cut grass
Stella, on the other hand, is fucking rank
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 3 May 2023, 18:44, archived)

I hope you cut him before he grassed you up, the slag

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 May 2023, 18:47, archived)

-grass +cheese -can of Stella +window

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 May 2023, 19:00, archived)

Fucking hell
I do not know what's gone wrong with YouTube's algorithm but it's decided I'm a single Christian now and is trying to get me hooked up with a compatible god-botherer. This won't end well...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 May 2023, 19:50, archived)

you'd have more luck on soundcloud

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 3 May 2023, 20:02, archived)

the disciple whom jesus loved
whom
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 May 2023, 20:07, archived)

I was getting ads for horse spunk on fb a while ago
Now it's decided that I'm really into doors
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 3 May 2023, 20:33, archived)

I have upset LS18 and he has gone full mental,
deleting his pictures and his comments and getting all personal and shit. I'm feeling rather proud of myself. Who wants to touch me?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 3 May 2023, 20:35, archived)

🛢️🐟🔫

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 May 2023, 20:38, archived)

Are you talking to me directly now?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 3 May 2023, 20:41, archived)

trust the evidence of your senses, why not
I went to all the trouble of logging out and as it stands it's you that looks upset, online. I understand that's probably because he's deleted something, but there it is.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 May 2023, 20:46, archived)

Yeah he's gone full Sockcooker.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 3 May 2023, 20:49, archived)

He's ridiculous

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 May 2023, 20:55, archived)

youtube.com/0lN5mCIoL3k
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 3 May 2023, 21:56, archived)

It was something along the lines of I like it here and I'm not going anywhere
to which brb gave the obvious question of what is there left to like, almost everyone you haven't ignored yourself has ignored you

and it progressed from there
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 3 May 2023, 21:14, archived)

I've seen this film before, several times.
Missed this particular reboot, but it doesn't sound like there were any unexpected plot twists.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 May 2023, 22:06, archived)

I've called his latest post shit and called him a cunt to ensure that the plot remains unchanged.
People like familiarity, I guess. Even if it means that the non-existent modding and arse-licking talent vacuums on b3ta will continue to humour him despite how repellent he is.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 May 2023, 23:27, archived)

You run a tight ship, I appreciate that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 May 2023, 0:19, archived)

'progressed' lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 May 2023, 0:18, archived)

Upsetting LS18 is like counting to one
Ridiculously easy and utterly fucking pointless
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 3 May 2023, 20:39, archived)

You're clearly jealous of my monumental achievement.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 3 May 2023, 20:42, archived)

I don't do jealousy
I'm fucking fabulous
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 3 May 2023, 20:45, archived)

6 happy flaming candles up your bum
btw
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 3 May 2023, 20:42, archived)

Thanks
I think
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 3 May 2023, 20:46, archived)

Expect a gaz from one of his three spare accounts

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 3 May 2023, 20:46, archived)

Alright planearm
Anything good on telly?
(Planearm, Wed 3 May 2023, 20:45, archived)